WHEN PLUTOS ATTACK! CHAPTER 3 OUTTAKES Now what this is, is a compilation of the emails sent back and forth between myself, Angie and Andrea Readwolf, author of a whole wack of Sailor Moon fanfics. Naturally things got out of hand and by the end of it she's enjoying herself a wee bit too much if you ask me. That said, anyone who wants to be in a future Outtake (there will be one for each chapter provided we get enough reasons to do one) For clarification, each outtake is like a Chapter x.5 sort of deal. 3's Outtake is like Chapter 3.5, 4's Outtake is like Chapter 4.5, etc. If you want to be in it, you don't have to send emails back and forth like us, but what you DO have to do is respond to the chapter you want to be associated with. Example, Andrea responded to Chapter 3, therefore her segment takes place 'during' Chapter 3 but doesn't really hold any real importance to the plot other than an extra opportunity to have more jokes. ^_^ Say Chapter _ has ____ anime. You respond to that and you are somehow in that anime... With us no less... @_@ The Outtakes don't have to be read to have the "Plutos" make sense (YES there is a real plot, can you believe it?) but we recommend it anyway since there's quite a bit of work in it. Lastly, enjoy! Not all the outtakes will have the email thing at the beginning like this, but this one was how the idea originated plus there are some great lines that reappear in later Chapters. Have fun! ^_^ -Scott "Cyclops" Summerton, co-author "When Plutos Attack!" ******************************************************** Date sent: March 17, 2000 From: Andrea Readwolf To: Scott Summerton Subject: When Plutos Attack! 3 reply >Before reading this, I would suggest taking a peak at any of >the stories on here by the authors. Atleast skim =). This was >written purely to torture Scott and me on our respective >b-days :P It has no effect on Fall From Grace or any of >Scott "Cyclops" Summerton's writings. > >Hold on to anything you can, it's ecchi time! Again! Andrea: I still can't believe Andrea let you get this in without a hentai ranting… >As always, Sailor Moon ain't mine. > >******************************************************** > > Scott opened his eyes sleepily. Andrea: that doesn't sound right >He was in bed, but it wasn't his bed, and he still wasn't himself. >He started to lift the sheets to see who he was, but all he was able >to determine was that he was naked before movement beside him >interrupted his examination. > "'Morning lover," came a husky female voice. > Scott turned to face the female in bed beside him, but whoever >he was was still partially asleep. "Huh, wha?" > "Ohh, did I tire you out last night?" came the playful reply. > "I... Makoto?" Scott smiled widely, but then he had to blink. >"Wait... something's wrong..." > The grin on Makoto's face was practically blinding. "Wrong?" >She leaned in close a brushed a lock of blue (BLUE?!) hair from >Scott's eyes. "Whatever could be wrong Ami-chan?" > As the very naked Makoto began to straddle Scott's equally >naked Ami Mizuno body, Angie merely sat back in the doorway and took >in the entire scene with huge eyes. "Oh my..." > >=============================================================== > >"When Plutos Attack!" > By Scott "Cyclops" Summerton and Emporess > (thrawn27@hotmail.com and Angst88@aol.com) > >Chapter Three - "Rule #3" > >=============================================================== > > "La la la la la la la..." > Hands over her ears, Angie continued to sing in an >attempt to block out the noise. > "La la la la..." She paused and listened for a >moment, shaking when she heard the squeaking of bedsprings. Andrea: (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER) > "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!" > All of a sudden she heard a loud THUMP. > She removed her hands from her ears. Silence. > Angie had retreated to the small bathroom when she >saw Makoto Kino, straddling Scott who is in the body of Ami >Mizuno, withdraw some, shall we say, toys. The scene may >have seemed fun, but even she had her limits. > "It if wasn't Makoto and Ami I wouldn't mind as much, >but this seems to be more of a fantasy that Scott would think >up..." Andrea: OH REALLY? NAH, GIVE ME HARUKA ****ANY**** DAY… > OK maybe not limits, but at least preferences... Andrea: LOL!!! I HAVEN'T EVEN MET HER, BUT I LIKE HER ALREADY! > Suddenly there was a loud gasp followed by the voice >of Sailor Mercury. "Ohh... Mah-KOOOOOOOOOOOO-toh!" > Angie's eyes boggled and she immediately began >humming 'Ai No Senshi' completely ignorant of the irony. Andrea: (ROFL!!!!) > Finally Angie heard footsteps coming towards the >bathroom. "Uh oh!" She began to frantically try and hide >but it was to no avail as a VERY happy looking and VERY naked >Makoto entered. > "AAAAAAHHHHH!" screamed Angie halfway behind the >shower curtain where she was trying to hide. "Gomen nasai! >Don't beat me up..." She blinked. "Nani?" > To her surprise, Makoto completely ignored her as >if she wasn't even there and began to brush her teeth. >Angie ever-so discreetly coughed and there was still no >reaction. Makoto had no idea she was there, it was as if >she was invisible. Sighing a breath of relief she decided >to check on Scott. > Reentering the bedroom she saw Ami Mizuno, her naked >body absolutely glistening with sweat, breathing deeply as >she stared at the ceiling. Her hands were bound lightly by >a thin scarf, and her face was one of both immense >satisfaction and total confusion. That last bit reminded >Angie that right now Ami was actually Scott. Andrea: THE CONFUSION, HUH? > Though invisible, she was able to undo Scott's >bindings. Lazily turning his head towards her he began >attempting to blink his deep blue Ami Mizuno eyes back into >focus. > "You can see me?" Scott nodded. Angie looked at >him dubiously. "Are you ok?" > Scott still seemed somewhat out of it, but answered >regardless. "She... and I... and then... wow." Andrea: (DYING OF LAUGHTER) > Tossing the scarf aside she huffed at him. "I can't >believe you! You liked it... AS Ami?!" > Sitting up Scott blushed as Ami always does. "Well, >we're in some sort of hentai I think, so 'Ami' liked it, and >since I currently AM Ami, I couldn't help but like it too." Andrea: UH HUH, OKAY, ALRIGHT. YEP… ::starts to laugh again:: > "Well, I don't remember Ami and Makoto ever being >lovers in the anime, not this blatantly anyway... Where are >we then? Some pervert's fanfic?" > Scott snapped to attention. "I'm not a--! I mean >no of COURSE not! We, well..." He paused to look at her. >"Hey, you're you still. Minus the bunny suit that is." Andrea: YOU DIDN'T?!?!?! REALLY? Lol SCOTT! THAT'S TERRIBLE! LOL… CAN I READ IT? HEE HEE HEE > "Hey, this is more your fantasy than it is mine, >being with Makoto." She noticed Scott almost cowering. >"What's wrong?" > "I think I recognize this, and I don't want to say >why." he mumbled. > Curious she turned to him. "Why?" > "Um, it IS a hentai fanfic, but it's one that hasn't >been published anywhere yet." > That one stumped her. "Nani? How can you recognize >a hentai fanfic that hasn't been published unless..." Her >blue eyes widened. "Unless YOU wrote it!" Andrea: ::SQUEALS, SCARING ROOMMATES:: YOU DID! HA! > "Hey calm down!" he whispered hurriedly. "I've >never written a hentai before and decided to do one of those >as my first story to use the Japanese names and, well, I >thought Mercury and Jupiter always made a great couple..." Andrea: ::STILL LAUGHING:: DO YOU KNOW ERIK MONTOYA BY ANY CHANCE? > She merely glared at him in response. > "Angie I'm sorry, I didn't mean to bring us here... >I don't even know how we GOT here." > Still glaring, she spoke regardless. "It was the >garnet, you do still have it don't you?" > Scott searched the bed quickly. Upon finding >nothing but the satin sheets he began to panic. "It's, it's >gone! And if it's gone then we can't... and I'm stuck..." > "OK OK OK calm down calm down, it's got to be >around here somewhere..." Angie began looking about the >room and sighed when she peeked under the bed. "It's down >here... that must've been that thump I heard earlier. >You do NOT want to know what else is under here though." >she said standing up after retrieving the garnet. She >glared at him again. "Oh, wait, you already DO know >because YOU wrote all of this." Andrea: HMMMM… I WONDER…… > "I'm sorry...!" pleaded Scott before he noticed >something missing from the room. "Did you see any clothes >under there? I don't see a dresser in here." > Angie sighed but then blinked upon realizing that >there WAS no dresser in the room. "Why don't you ask >Makoto?" > Scott agreed. "Good idea." At that convenient >moment Makoto reentered the room. "Um, Mako-chan... Where's >the dresser?" > Makoto frowned. "The what?" > Scott's blue Ami eyebrows shot up. "You know, the >thing to store clothes in?" > Makoto looked at him like he'd just made the word up. >"Clothes?" > "I really ought to work on character development a bit >more on this one..." he thought. Clearing his throat he spoke >aloud. "You know, the stuff I was wearing?" > "Oh those things? They're out in the living room. I >have to grab mine and run for my martial arts practice, want >me to grab yours for you?" > Scott's kawaii Ami ears went red, this WAS a hentai >afterall. "Ah, no thanks, I'll get them in a moment." > "Sure thing my little waterdrop." said Makoto as she >leaned over and kissed Scott full on the lips. Angie turned >her head away in disgust based on Scott's allowing the kiss >to last as long as is was, is, still is... Releasing a >frustrated sigh she stormed out of the bedroom. > Scott pushed Makoto away breaking the kiss. "Ah, >you'd better run, you don't want to be late!" > "AH! You're right! Je na Ami-chan!" With that >Makoto ran off, quickly got dressed and headed out the door. > "It's 'ja ne.'" stated Angie as she watched Scott >climb from the bed. Andrea: I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT… ::grins:: > "What?" asked a startled Scott. > "'Ja ne' not 'je na.'" > He frowned. "Well, it IS a work in progress..." > She tossed him a small bundle of clothes. "These >were all I could find for you to wear." > Sighing in defeat Scott began to get dressed. He >got on the little blue panties but had trouble with the bra >which Angie, now smiling, helped him with. He then put on >a yellow shirt which was VERY snug and even had shoulderpads >that confused the hell out of him. By now Angie was >laughing loudly at the unfamiliar expression his Ami face >now had. Andrea: WOW… THIS MUST BE REALLY OLD. NOT TOO MANY OUTFITS COME WITH SHOULDER PADS ANYMORE. > "I'm glad you think this is funny..." he drawled >whilst struggling with a too-short blue pleated skirt. >Finally achieving a semblance of comfort he donned socks >and shoes and began to leave the room. > "Aren't you forgetting something?" asked Angie. > Scott halted causing his soft blue hair to sway >a bit. He noticed a red tie still on the bed. "I forgot >the necktie?" > Turning to it, Angie smiled. "Well, that too." > Fumbling with his little Ami-chan hands, he managed >to tie the garment and looked at Angie. "What else did I >forget?" > She pointed to the full-length mirror. "Don't >you want to see what you look like?" > Blushing as Ami is prone to do, Scott couldn't curb >his curiosity for long. He peered into the mirror to see >the kawaii Ami Mizuno peering back at him. Not believing >what he saw he leaned over and was thankful that he'd >clasped the tie to the shirt preventing it from dangling >loosely between his breasts. But there was something >missing... > Hearing something being emptied behind him he >spun to see Angie dump a purse onto the bedside table. >Scott stared at the spilled contents for a moment before >dumbfoundedly looking at Angie, who was grinning widely. > Cosmetics. Piles and piles of cosmetics. > "I'm going to enjoy this..." stated Angie as she >dragged the still stunned Scott to the table. Andrea: (SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER) > After hours of what Scott viewed as sheer torture, >Angie had finished playing doll and admired her work. "A >masterpiece!" > She held up a mirror to Scott's painted face and >his jaw dropped upon seeing the bedazzling image of an Ami >Mizuno mature beyond her years staring back at him. >"Wow..." was all he could say before Angie suddenly stood. Andrea: SHE'S GOOD. > She withdrew the garnet from a pocket. "Well, I >guess we can leave now." > "WHAT?! You had me go through all that when we >could have warped off at any time?!" > She smirked wryly. "Yep." > "But why?" > "This is supposed to be your punishment right?" > Scott's deep blue Ami eyes got even wider. "But >why are YOU helping?" > "Because you wrote a hentai! I can't *believe* you >wrote a hentai!" exclaimed Angie. > "Like you never would." said Scott as he closed his >eyes in frustration and banged the small mirror against his >blue-haired head. > Raising the fist that just happened to be containing >the garnet, Angie frowned. "I--" Andrea: BET YOU SHE DID! > Both were consumed by the familiar flash of light... > > Scott was suddenly very aware that someone was eagerly >sticking their tongue down his throat. Kneeling on what was >most likely a bed, he also felt a pair of small hands groping >his naked bottom, and another pair of hands, significantly >stronger, caressing his bare breasts. > Breasts again?! "Mmph!" Scott pushed himself back >slightly and opened his eyes to find himself staring into the >twinkling blue ones of Usagi Tsukino kneeling in front of him. > Usagi grinned like a hungry wolf. "Rei-chan, I thought >you liked it deep?" Andrea: I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED… ::sighs:: THE GANG-BANG IS NEXT, RIGHT? > Though unable to speak due to shock, Scott noticed that >it was Usagi's frisky hands on Rei's, now his, bottom. But >whose hands were on his Rei breasts? > As if on cue, those hands upped the ante and started >playing with his nipples. Unable to help himself he leaned his >head back and enjoyed the moment. A deep masculine voice >suddenly spoke into his right ear. "Usako has quite the grip, >ne Rei-chan?" Andrea: THREE SOME!!! WHAHOO! WITH MAMORU, TOO, NE? > His eyes flashing open once more as what could only Andrea: HIS? OH! YOUR'S… CONFUSED ME THERE WHY DON'T YOU. >have been Mamoru's tongue playfully entered his right ear, Scott >would have screamed if Usagi hadn't clamped her lips over his >mouth. Instead of hearing a shocked plea for help from Scott >it instead seemed that the fire senshi herself was lustfully >moaning into Usagi's hungry mouth. > This only served to encourage Usagi as she attempted >to suck Scott's tongue down her own throat, and despite the >situation Scott didn't do much to object as Rei's body was >telling his brain that it was REALLY enjoying the attention. Andrea: UH HUH… SURE. ALRIGHT. I THINK IT WAS SCOTT'S MIND TELLING HIM… > All were oblivious when the door opened. This included >Angie as she was too enraptured by the entire scene to notice. >When the newcomer closed the door and began to undress Angie >finally noticed her. Her gasp would have halted the actions on >the bed if she wasn't once more invisible to the 'locals' and >if Scott knew she was even there. Andrea: ALRIGHT! FOURSOME! > For him however, Scott was still in the middle when >suddenly both Usagi and Mamoru halted and slowly slid in front >of him. They hugged their naked bodies together and grinned at >Scott in expectation. > "What--?" was all he said before he sensed that someone >had climbed onto the bed behind him. He turned to face the new >arrival but a silken blindfold was placed over his violet-Rei-Hino >eyes before he could see who it was. Slowly he was lowered >on the bed as both Usagi and Mamoru each subdued a slender arm >and began fondling his senshi breasts once more. > The newcomer had a different target however, as she began >to spread Scott's now long legs into the air. His mind starting >to panic, Scott was thankful when the newcomer stopped and >apparently leaned forward. > "Hello Rei-chan, did you miss me?" she spoke while close. > Scott's eyes went wide beneath the blindfold. "ANGIE?!" > Suddenly the blindfold was removed and his question >answered. "Aw Rei-chan, I thought you said you'd call me >Emporess." pouted Angie. Andrea: OH MI GODS!!!! TOLD YOU!!!! HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA > Scott frowned with his fine purply-black eyebrows. He >looked at Angie between his vulnerable legs, staring eagerly at >his Rei-hood. Then he noticed Angie standing over by the >doorway blushing as if she were Sailor Mercury in a pornography >shop. > Something inside his mind clicked. "She wrote a hentai >like I did... But her's is a SELF-INSERTION..." he thought. Andrea: HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA… DOES SHE KNOW YOU WROTE THIS? DID SHE REALLY? (ROFL) > Before his mind could continue on that train of thought, >Emporess began caressing Scott's Rei Hino thighs and slowly >ran her hands towards his 'center.' Scott was both ecstatic and >disappointed when he saw Angie rush forward towards the bed. > Angie screamed since she knew only Scott could hear her, >but she likely didn't care even if they could. "We are leaving, >NOW!!" > Scott fought his way from the mass of naked bodies >almost hesitantly. "But I'm kinda starting to like Mars--" > "Not with me your not!" she huffed. Andrea: HEE HEE HEE HEE…. > Realizing Angie intended to drag him outside despite the >fact that he was still Rei Hino naked, he shook his arm free of >her grip. "Wait a sec I just want to--" > Scott swore he saw flames errupt from Angie's eyes as >she yelled "Ne, not with my body your not! Besides you already >did it with Makoto!" > "No! No! I just need to get dressed!" He grabbed a >large discarded shirt off the floor, most likely Mamoru's as it >nearly reached his knees, and dressed hastily much to the >displeasure of those still on the bed. Or at least that's what >he thought. They seemed quite content with themselves, and each >other, at the moment. > Angie looked back at the bed as she ushered Scott from >the room. "If it wasn't YOU in Rei back there I wouldn't have >interrupted." > "YOU got all mad at me when YOU wrote a hentai of your >own! How fair is that?" yelled Scott with Rei's smooth voice. > "At least mine made sense! I didn't mangle a whole >language!" > "So?! You wrote yourself into it!" > She blushed furiously. "Well, I DO like the scene, >but it's not perfect." She scratched her head unaware that >the garnet was in the same hand. "The one person that it's >missing is--" > They should have expected the flash of light... Andrea: HARUKA HARUKA HARUKA HARUKA HA--OOPS, WAIT, NO, THAT'S MY FIC… HEE HEE… > Night had fallen on the beautiful courtyard. The light >from the tall lampposts reflected in the water of the man made >lake. Two figures sat on the stone ledge that bordered the lake. >They talked in hushed voices as they stared at the large marble >statues that flanked the corners of the courtyard. "What brings >you here at night?" asked Utena, raising her arms above her head >to stretch out the kinks. Andrea: UH… WE SWITCHED FICS HERE, DIDN'T WE? > "Well, I seem to be having a bit of luck as these aren't >heeled shoes either..." spoke Scott with a thankfully regular >pitched though still female voice. He quickly frowned however. >"But I have no hips, barely any ass to speak of, no discernible >shoulders..." He grabbed some of his long wet hair with thin >fingers only now noticing the rose signet ring he wore. "And >shiny PINK hair?!" Andrea: OHMIGODS! HE'S BECOMING EFEMINIZED! > Angie grinned. "Welcome to Revolutionary Girl Utena," >She paused to giggle. "Utena." > "Utena?" He asked doubtfully. "Don't think I've seen >that one..." Andrea: ME NEITHER! ::SNIFF SNIFF:: > "I'm not surprised, dub boy." She said teasingly, her >face the picture of delight. "Oh this is going to be soooo >much fun!" Andrea: UH OH… > "Urm, what happens in Utena?" Scott asked, trying to >cut in on her happy little ranting. "Anything I should worry >about?" > "Wellll if I'm not mistaken," she glanced down at >herself one more time. "this is the episode where Utena duels >Juri for the Rose Bride." > "Oh, is that all. Just Utena dueling--" He paused, then >blinked. "Aren't I Utena?" > She nodded. One of his pink Utena eyebrows began to >twitch. "Aren't you Juri?" > She nodded again, now twirling in a circle, the >nightgown's bottom fanning out around her. "Doesn't this bother >you at all?!" He asked exasperated. > Angie shook her head, the little orange bangs bobbing >up and down. "Relax, Scott-chan. It'll be over in a few seconds. >Utena ALWAYS wins her duels." She glanced at the building in the >distance. "Oooo I bet thats where my room is. I want to take >a look at all the things Juri has in there." Her hand closed >around a gold locket and tore it off her neck, placing it in >her pocket. "As long as *I'm* in her body, there'll be no pity >parties!" She began to walk to the building. > "Wait! Angie!" She turned around and gave him an >impatient look. "Where do I go? What do I do? You can't leave >me out here." > She sighed and pointed in the opposite direction. >"There's a building over there that you sleep in. I'll meet >up with you early tomorrow. Chu-Chu will show you the way." >And with that very unhelpful direction giving, she took >off. Andrea: CHU-CHU? WHO THE HELL IS CHU-CHU? > "Chu-Chu? Who the hell is Chu-Chu?!" He called to her >retreating form. No answer. "Great, not only am I stuck here >alone in Utena AS Utena, but she has the garnet still so I >can't just leave. Not like she'd let me though now that she's >Juri, whoever that is..." He sighed, pushing his hair back over >what was supposed to pass as his shoulder. In doing so he noted >a strange weight on it. Glancing down he saw a little monkey/mouse >thing that was just too cute for words. > "ChuChu!" It proclaimed happily, a big grin on its face. > "What the-- Get it off! Get it off!" He screeched, >running in the direction of 'his' room, the little pet holding >on for dear life. > Two forest-green orbs watched him take off. Pink light >sparkled off her earlobes as a dark chuckle escaped her lips. >"Just you wait Scott. Just you wait..." Andrea: UH OH >TO BE CONTINUED... > >================================================================ > >Scott: (ringing out his pink Utena hair) Regardless of where >I am and who I am, I'm just happy to start off clothed this >time. Andrea: ::SMILING:: HONESTLY? >Angie: (looking like a pissed off Juri) Hmph. > >Scott: (glances at her) Whats wrong with you? > >Angie: (Dressed in Juri's school uniform) What do you THINK is >wrong?! We haven't gotten hardly any mail! Andrea: UH OH >Scott: (coughs nervously into his slender Utena hand) Well, we >didn't exactly TELL anyone to write us last time ya know... OR >even give then our email addresses if they wanted to... > >Angie: (screeching) As if that's an excuse! (reaches to her >die and pulls out a long fencing sword) Andrea: REACHES TO HER WHAT? >Scott: (BIG sweatdrop) Um...Maybe we should talk about this >duel thing. > >Angie: (holds the sword menacingly out at the audience) Hey you! > >Minna: (freezes) > >Angie: That's right! All of you reading this! Where's my mail?! >I want mail damnit! (makes a few clumsy gestures with the sword) Andrea: BUT I DID! I DID! >Scott: (putting a hand tentivly on her shoulder) M-maybe you >should calm down a bit... Andrea: I DON'T THINK-- >Angie: (turns to stare at him, nearly slicing him with the sword >in the process) Be quiet, Scott-chan! I know what I'm doing. Andrea: Told you. >Scott: (from the ground where he hit the floor) R-r-right... > >Angie: (swiveling back to audience) As I was saying before I was >interrupted: Mail. E-mail. I want it. You will send it. Right??? Andrea: UH HUH… >Minna: (Nodding enthusiastically) > >Angie: (rubbing hands together evilly) Exxxcelent. Now, for >more important matters. (smiles at Scott) Ne, Scott-chan, >did you ever see the remake of Zorro? >Scott: (nodding while standing) Sure, why do you--Uh oh... >(starts to run) > >Angie: (chasing with sword) Get back here! You must be hot in >that anyway! Andrea: UH… JURI… LIKES UTENA? >Questions? Comments? Arrows? >(thrawn27@hotmail.com or Angst88@aol.com) ******************************************************** Date sent: March 18, 2000 From: Scott Summerton and Emporess To: Andrea Readwolf Subject: plutos03reply Somewhere, some time, some place... it didn't really matter because it was quiet, but that didn't last for long because there was a sudden flash of light... Two females appeared, one with long hair full of orange curls and wearing a mostly white uniform, the other was primarily black clad with long pink hair. The orange-haired one spoke... deep female voice: (happy!) I told you I told you I told you! plain female voice: OK, so there's a theater set up and we're in it... so what? deep female voice: This is how were going to reply to that email we got Scott-chan! plain female voice... Scott: (looking at the film projector) Yeah, you're right Angie, we did get an email, and it's from Andrea Readwolf? Great she's going to make fun of me now... Angie: (heading towards some good seats) Oh come on, just because you're still Utena doesn't mean she'll make fun of you! Scott: (bows his head causing his shiny pink Utena hair to fall over his shoulders) No, you mean "as long as YOU'RE in JURI no one will make fun of YOU" right? Angie: (flashing a brilliant Juri-smile) Either or! ^_^ Scott: (taking a seat next to Angie) Just start the email... ================================================================ >>Hold on to anything you can, it's ecchi time! Again! >Andrea: I still can't believe Andrea let you get this in without a >hentai ranting... Scott: What's hard to believe about it? There's no real hentai in this, just 'R' rated stuff... (ponders) But what's a 'hentai ranting?' Angie: Hentai Free zealots? Scott: I thought they made HentaiFreeFree to combat that? Angie: (glaring her Juri-glare) You would know "Ami-boy"... (Scott cowers as best as Utena can from the glare) ******************************************************** >> Scott opened his eyes sleepily. >Andrea: (that doesn't sound right) Scott: Hey, I was sleepily tired, give me a break! ******************************************************** >> "It if wasn't Makoto and Ami I wouldn't mind as much, >>but this seems to be more of a fantasy that Scott would think >>up..." >Andrea: OH REALLY? NAH, GIVE ME HARUKA ****ANY**** DAY… Angie: I don't know why she found that funny. I thought it was pretty revolting myself. Scott: (kinda spaced out) Hee, hee hee... Jupiter... Angie: (taking out the rolled up newspaper and wacking him with it) Do you LIKE the doghouse, dub boy? Scott: ACK! (cowers again) It wasn't like I could help it! I mean I was little Ami and big... strong, soft, Makoto... was... (spaces out again) hee hee... Angie: (mumbling) next time I get the garnet, I'm wishing him as Artemis in an Oscarfic. Scott: O_O (looks at his Utena body) You know, I'm appreciating this MUCH more than I was 10 seconds ago... >> OK maybe not limits, but at least preferences... >Andrea: LOL!!! I HAVEN'T EVEN MET HER, BUT I LIKE HER ALREADY! Scott: Oh great, two of them to team up on me. (turns to Angie) So when should I expect her to come ally herself with you? Angie: (making a V-sign and holding up the garnet) Ne, how about now? I deserve a little fan service after that whole 'Makoto' thing! Scott: (lunging for the garnet) Give me that! (knocks it out of her hand and it rolls under some theater seats) Scott: Oops... (Angie pouts) ******************************************************** >> Suddenly there was a loud gasp followed by the voice >>of Sailor Mercury. "Ohh... Mah-KOOOOOOOOOOOO-toh!" >> Angie's eyes boggled and she immediately began >>humming 'Ai No Senshi' completely ignorant of the irony. >Andrea: (ROFL!!!!) Angie: Ne, why is she laugh- (blushes) Senshi of love. Oh. Right. Scott: (reminiscing) Oh you wouldn't BELIEVE what she did there! First she wrapped her legs around mine and THEN she reached under the bed and grabbed a-- Angie: (replacing the newspaper with Juri's sword) Finish that sentance and die, dub-boy. Scott: O_O Scarfitwasjustascarfyouknowityousawit! (blink) ******************************************************** >> Though invisible, she was able to undo Scott's >>bindings. Lazily turning his head towards her he began >>attempting to blink his deep blue Ami Mizuno eyes back into >>focus. >> "You can see me?" Scott nodded. Angie looked at >>him dubiously. "Are you ok?" >> Scott still seemed somewhat out of it, but answered >>regardless. "She... and I... and then... wow." >Andrea: (DYING OF LAUGHTER) (Angie just sits sharpening her sword) Scott: (trying to hide from Angie's Juri-glare as well) And I'm dying of fright... >> Tossing the scarf aside she huffed at him. "I can't >>believe you! You liked it... AS Ami?!" >> Sitting up Scott blushed as Ami always does. "Well, >>we're in some sort of hentai I think, so 'Ami' liked it, and >>since I currently AM Ami, I couldn't help but like it too." >Andrea: UH HUH, OKAY, ALRIGHT. YEP... ::starts to laugh again:: Scott: (curious) Hey what'd she mean by that? Angie: (sighs) Baka no Scott-chan... Scott: (all innocent as he brushes pink bangs from his eyes) I still don't get it... >> "Well, I don't remember Ami and Makoto ever being >>lovers in the anime, not this blatantly anyway... Where are >>we then? Some pervert's fanfic?" >> Scott snapped to attention. "I'm not a--! I mean >>no of COURSE not! We, well..." He paused to look at her. >>"Hey, you're you still. Minus the bunny suit that is." >Andrea: YOU DIDN'T?!?!?! REALLY? Lol SCOTT! THAT'S TERRIBLE! >LOL... CAN I READ IT? HEE HEE HEE Angie: Of course you can't, its just a plot device, right Scott-chan? Scott: Aha ha, um, well, you see... Angie: RIGHT SCOTT-CHAN?! Scott: (meekly) Yes! Angie: (eyes narrowed) "Yes" its a plot point or "yes" she can read it? Scott: O_O Eep! ******************************************************** >> "I think I recognize this, and I don't want to say >>why." he mumbled. >> Curious she turned to him. "Why?" >> "Um, it IS a hentai fanfic, but it's one that hasn't >>been published anywhere yet." >> That one stumped her. "Nani? How can you recognize >>a hentai fanfic that hasn't been published unless..." Her >>blue eyes widened. "Unless YOU wrote it!" >Andrea: ::SQUEALS, SCARING ROOMMATES:: YOU DID! HA! Angie: So thats what the yes meant! (Pulling out big ass sword again) SHIN'NE! Scott: What's "shin'ne" mean? (turns to face a swordwielding Angie) Oh crap! (Angie chases Scott down the theater aisles before Scott trips on something and goes flying forward into the front row...) Angie: (picking up what Scott tripped on) Well, I found the garnet! ^_^ >> "Hey calm down!" he whispered hurriedly. "I've >>never written a hentai before and decided to do one of those >>as my first story to use the Japanese names and, well, I >>thought Mercury and Jupiter always made a great couple..." >Andrea: ::STILL LAUGHING:: DO YOU KNOW ERIK MONTOYA >BY ANY CHANCE? Angie: Ne, Scott-chan, isn't that your loading page on Netscape? Scott: (from the front row) What? (crawls back to his seat) No of course not, it's my loading page on Internet Explo-- er, I mean, what are you talking about? ******************************************************** >> "Because you wrote a hentai! I can't *believe* you >>wrote a hentai!" exclaimed Angie. >> "Like you never would." said Scott as he closed his >>eyes in frustration and banged the small mirror against his >>blue-haired head. >> Raising the fist that just happened to be containing >>the garnet, Angie frowned. "I--" >Andrea: BET YOU SHE DID! Scott: SHE DID SHE DID! I saw it first hand! Angie: (with newspaper) Quiet you! Scott: But you did! Angie: (mashing teeth together) It was a plot device I tell you! A plot device! Scott: Oh sure, NOW it's a plot device... ******************************************************** >> Breasts again?! "Mmph!" Scott pushed himself back >>slightly and opened his eyes to find himself staring into the >>twinkling blue ones of Usagi Tsukino kneeling in front of him. >> Usagi grinned like a hungry wolf. "Rei-chan, I thought >>you liked it deep?" >Andrea: I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED... ::sighs:: THE GANG-BANG IS >NEXT, RIGHT? Scott: Gang-bang? Most likely, this IS Angie's hentai now... Angie: (cough) Ok 'Ami' Scott: Hmph, whatever... ******************************************************** >> As if on cue, those hands upped the ante and started >>playing with his nipples. Unable to help himself he leaned his >>head back and enjoyed the moment. A deep masculine voice >>suddenly spoke into his right ear. "Usako has quite the grip, >>ne Rei-chan?" >Andrea: THREE SOME!!! WHAHOO! WITH MAMORU, TOO, NE? Scott: Like I said, this IS Angie's hentai... Angie: (grinning) And what a hentai it is! Ne, all we need is a certain androgynous blonde... Scott: (blink) 'Androgynous blonde?' Angie: (drooling visibly) Haruka-sama...(holding the garnet again) Ne, lets go get her on the way to get Andrea-chan! Scott: Oh no you don't... (considers lunging for the garnet but pauses) Last time we almost lost that thing when I tried this... Angie: (smirking) Maybe later, but I'm definitely hanging on to this for you... ******************************************************** >>Instead of hearing a shocked plea for help from Scott >>it instead seemed that the fire senshi herself was lustfully >>moaning into Usagi's hungry mouth. >> This only served to encourage Usagi as she attempted >>to suck Scott's tongue down her own throat, and despite the >>situation Scott didn't do much to object as Rei's body was >>telling his brain that it was REALLY enjoying the attention. >Andrea: UH HUH... SURE. ALRIGHT. I THINK IT WAS SCOTT'S >MIND TELLING HIM... Scott: (sitting as Utena with his legs crossed) There she goes again... what's she talking about? Angie: (audible eyebrow twitch as she watches him) You've got to be joking. ******************************************************** >> The newcomer had a different target however, as she began >>to spread Scott's now long legs into the air. His mind starting >>to panic, Scott was thankful when the newcomer stopped and >>apparently leaned forward. >> "Hello Rei-chan, did you miss me?" she spoke while close. >> Scott's eyes went wide beneath the blindfold. "ANGIE?!" >> Suddenly the blindfold was removed and his question >>answered. "Aw Rei-chan, I thought you said you'd call me >>Emporess." pouted Angie. >Andrea: OH MI GODS!!!! TOLD YOU!!!! HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Scott: (shakes head and sighs) At least my hentai wasn't self-insertion... Angie: (screeching) Plot device I tell you! Its ALL plot device! (to the side) Though I wouldn't *mind* a Rei-chan calling me Emporess... Scott: Of course! Three people aren't enough so that fourth one is integral to the scene... (pause) What was that? Angie: (no longer listening and is now frantically typing on a computer) >> Something inside his mind clicked. "She wrote a hentai >>like I did... But her's is a SELF-INSERTION..." he thought. >Andrea: HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA... DOES SHE KNOW YOU WROTE >THIS? DID SHE REALLY? ROFL Scott: Did she know? It was her idea! Angie: (still typing away...) ******************************************************** >>"Well, I DO like the scene, >>but it's not perfect." She scratched her head unaware that >>the garnet was in the same hand. "The one person that it's >>missing is--" >> They should have expected the flash of light... >Andrea: HARUKA HARUKA HARUKA HARUKA HA--OOPS, WAIT, >NO, THAT'S MY FIC... HEE HEE... Angie: Her fic?! Ooooo THATS where we need to go Scott-chan! Gimme gimme gimme! Scott: Geez you must be excited to go there, you HAVE the garnet already and don't even realize it! Angie: (with checklist) Ok, first we go pick up Rei-chan, then we hop over to Mamoru's. After that if we take a turn-- Scott: I don't think so! (grabs checklist and glances at it) Hey, I don't see Jupiter on there... Angie: Ne, don't you think you've 'seen' enough of her already? Scott: That I did, but I also got mroe than enough of Usagi and Mamoru too... ******************************************************** >>"What brings you here at night?" asked Utena, raising her >>arms above her head to stretch out the kinks. >Andrea: UH... WE SWITCHED FICS HERE, DIDN'T WE? Scott: Welcome to my world... ******************************************************** >> "Well, I seem to be having a bit of luck as these aren't >>heeled shoes either..." spoke Scott with a thankfully regular >>pitched though still female voice. He quickly frowned however. >>"But I have no hips, barely any ass to speak of, no discernible >>shoulders..." He grabbed some of his long wet hair with thin >>fingers only now noticing the rose signet ring he wore. "And >>shiny PINK hair?!" >Andrea: OHMIGODS! HE'S BECOMING EFEMINIZED! Scott: (sitting demurely and speaking softly) That's the third time. (flicks his shiny pink Utena hair behind his shoulder) What's she mean by that? Angie: (smiling and nodding) humor the baka, humor the baka... ******************************************************** >> Two forest-green orbs watched him take off. Pink light >>sparkled off her earlobes as a dark chuckle escaped her lips. >>"Just you wait Scott. Just you wait..." >Andrea: UH OH Scott: (freaking out) Hey what the hell is that?! I didn't see that before! Angie: (evil chuckle) Looks like more 'punishment' is on the way. Least they weren't pink eyes. Scott: Oh sure gloat about the fact that your co-author is being stalked! @_@ ================================================================ >>Scott: (ringing out his pink Utena hair) Regardless of where >>I am and who I am, I'm just happy to start off clothed this >>time. >Andrea: ::SMILING:: HONESTLY? Scott: (smoothing jacket almost oblivious to the large breasts) I wish she'd just come right out and say what she's implying here... Angie: (perfect silence) Scott: (he's just not gonna get it...) What? ******************************************************** >>Scott: (nodding while standing) Sure, why do you--Uh oh... >>(starts to run) >> >>Angie: (chasing with sword) Get back here! You must be hot in >>that anyway! >Andrea: UH... JURI... LIKES UTENA? Angie: Ne, I thought she'd never seen the series. I could go into length with this but I won't. Simply put, Angie in body = Rule #3 Scott: Naturally I am the other part of that equation what with my being Utena right now. Angie: (snickering) Ne, you didn't seem to mind being 'caught' a few minutes ago. Scott: When I was Utena or before I was Utena? Angie: Stop saying "Oo-tay-nah"! It's "Oot-en-ah!" Scott: Yeah yeah like that's going to be important in Chapter 4... Andrea: Speaking of Chapter 4, let's invite Andrea! (holds up garnet) Scott: Oh no you-- That's when they were hit by the flash of light leaving the theater empty... ******************************************************** Date sent: March 22, 2000 From: Andrea Readwolf To: Scott Summerton Subject: reply2reply Andrea: ::still laughing:: >Somewhere, some time, some place... it didn't really matter >because it was quiet, but that didn't last for long because >there was a sudden flash of light... > >Two females appeared, one with long hair full of orange curls >and wearing a mostly white uniform, the other was primarily >black clad with long pink hair. The orange-haired one spoke... > >deep female voice: (happy!) I told you I told you I told you! > >plain female voice: OK, so there's a theater set up and >we're in it... so what? Andrea: That's what I want to--- oh. >deep female voice: This is how were going to reply to that >email we got Scott-chan! > >plain female voice... Scott: (looking at the >film projector) Yeah, you're right Angie, we did get an >email, and it's from Andrea Readwolf? Great she's going >to make fun of me now... Andrea: ::blushes:: I'm not making fun of you... ::blush deepens:: okay, so I am, but that's entirely besides the point! >Angie: (heading towards some good seats) Oh come on, just >because you're still Utena doesn't mean she'll make fun of >you! Andrea: Yea! I don't even know who U-ten-a is! ::smiles:: but I know who Scott is... >Scott: (bows his head causing his shiny pink Utena hair to >fall over his shoulders) No, you mean "as long as YOU'RE >in JURI no one will make fun of YOU" right? > >Angie: (flashing a brilliant Juri-smile) Either or! ^_^ Andrea: Eep! ::seriously re-thinking replying to the reply of the reply...:: >Scott: (taking a seat next to Angie) Just start the email... Andrea: ::But too curious to stop reading...:: ================================================================ >>>Hold on to anything you can, it's ecchi time! Again! >> >>Andrea: I still can't believe Andrea let you get this in without a >>hentai ranting... > >Scott: What's hard to believe about it? There's no real >hentai in this, just 'R' rated stuff... (ponders) But what's >a 'hentai ranting?' > >Angie: Hentai Free zealots? > >Scott: I thought they made HentaiFreeFree to combat that? > >Angie: (glaring her Juri-glare) You would know "Ami-boy"... > >(Scott cowers as best as Utena can from the glare) ::quivering as she keeps one eye on Juri-look-alike at all times:: from my little experience ::coughs and blushes:: hentai is anything with sexual content in it... ******************************************************** >>> Scott opened his eyes sleepily. >> >>(that doesn't sound right) > >Scott: Hey, I was sleepily tired, give me a break! ::looks:: this from the person who scored second highest on that quiz? ******************************************************** >>> "It if wasn't Makoto and Ami I wouldn't mind as much, >>>but this seems to be more of a fantasy that Scott would think >>>up..." >> >>OH REALLY? NAH, GIVE ME HARUKA ****ANY**** DAY... > >Angie: I don't know why she found that funny. I thought it >was pretty revolting myself. Andrea: I'm so used to Ami and Makoto now, bfrphs! It's nothing... >Scott: ACK! (cowers again) It wasn't like I could help it! >I mean I was little Ami and big... strong, soft, Makoto... >was... (spaces out again) hee hee... > >Angie: (mumbling) next time I get the garnet, I'm wishing >him as Artemis in an Oscarfic. Andrea: You know, that made absolutely no sense to me... ::sighs:: >Scott: O_O (looks at his Utena body) You know, I'm >appreciating this MUCH more than I was 10 seconds ago... > >Angie: (making a V-sign and holding up the garnet) Ne, how >about now? I deserve a little fan service after that whole >'Makoto' thing! Andrea: Eep! But-but-but! EEP! ::runs for cover:: >Scott: (lunging for the garnet) Give me that! > >(knocks it out of her hand and it rolls under some theater >seats) > >Scott: Oops... > >(Angie pouts) ::Andrea peeks head from under the bed:: ******************************************************** >>> Suddenly there was a loud gasp followed by the voice >>>of Sailor Mercury. "Ohh... Mah-KOOOOOOOOOOOO-toh!" >>> Angie's eyes boggled and she immediately began >>>humming 'Ai No Senshi' completely ignorant of the irony. > >>Andrea: (ROFL!!!!) > >Angie: Ne, why is she laugh- (blushes) Senshi of love. Oh. >Right. > >Scott: (reminiscing) Oh you wouldn't BELIEVE what she did >there! First she wrapped her legs around mine and THEN she >reached under the bed and grabbed a-- > >Angie: (replacing the newspaper with Juri's sword) Finish >that sentance and die, dub-boy. > >Scott: O_O Scarfitwasjustascarfyouknowityousawit! (blink) Andrea: ::blink blink:: o.o;; oh, really? ::clears throat and continues reading:: ******************************************************** >>> Tossing the scarf aside she huffed at him. "I can't >>>believe you! You liked it... AS Ami?!" >>> Sitting up Scott blushed as Ami always does. "Well, >>>we're in some sort of hentai I think, so 'Ami' liked it, and >>>since I currently AM Ami, I couldn't help but like it too." > >>Andrea: UH HUH, OKAY, ALRIGHT. YEP... ::starts to laugh again:: > >Scott: (curious) Hey what'd she mean by that? > >Angie: (sighs) Baka no Scott-chan... Andrea: Qui. >Scott: (all innocent as he brushes pink bangs from his >eyes) I still don't get it... Andrea: ::shakes head:: >>> "Well, I don't remember Ami and Makoto ever being >>>lovers in the anime, not this blatantly anyway... Where are >>>we then? Some pervert's fanfic?" >>> Scott snapped to attention. "I'm not a--! I mean >>>no of COURSE not! We, well..." He paused to look at her. >>>"Hey, you're you still. Minus the bunny suit that is." > >>Andrea: YOU DIDN'T?!?!?! REALLY? Lol SCOTT! THAT'S TERRIBLE! >>LOL... CAN I READ IT? HEE HEE HEE > >Angie: Of course you can't, its just a plot device, right >Scott-chan? Andrea: ::chokes trying not to laugh:: >Scott: Aha ha, um, well, you see... > >Angie: RIGHT SCOTT-CHAN?! > >Scott: (meekly) Yes! Andrea: ::grins:: ah, so I can read it, huh? >Angie: (eyes narrowed) "Yes" its a plot point or "yes" she >can read it? > >Scott: O_O Eep! Andrea: ::swallows:: the only good thing about this is that she's there, and I'm here... ******************************************************** >>> "I think I recognize this, and I don't want to say >>>why." he mumbled. >>> Curious she turned to him. "Why?" Andrea: didn't he just say he didn't wanna say 'why'? >>> "Um, it IS a hentai fanfic, but it's one that hasn't >>>been published anywhere yet." >>> That one stumped her. "Nani? How can you recognize >>>a hentai fanfic that hasn't been published unless..." Her >>>blue eyes widened. "Unless YOU wrote it!" > >>Andrea: ::SQUEALS, SCARING ROOMMATES:: YOU DID! HA! > >Angie: So thats what the yes meant! (Pulling out big ass >sword again) SHIN'NE! > >Scott: What's "shin'ne" mean? (turns to face a swordwielding >Angie) Oh crap! Andrea: ::swallows:: I don't know... but I think now would be an excellent time to discover how fast Utena can run... >(Angie chases Scott down the theater aisles before Scott >trips on something and goes flying forward into the front >row...) > >Angie: (picking up what Scott tripped on) Well, I found the >garnet! ^_^ Andrea: ^.^;; >>> "Hey calm down!" he whispered hurriedly. "I've >>>never written a hentai before and decided to do one of those >>>as my first story to use the Japanese names and, well, I >>>thought Mercury and Jupiter always made a great couple..." >> >>Andrea: ::STILL LAUGHING:: DO YOU KNOW ERIK MONTOYA BY ANY CHANCE? > >Angie: Ne, Scott-chan, isn't that your loading page on >Netscape? > >Scott: (from the front row) What? (crawls back to his seat) >No of course not, it's my loading page on Internet Explo-- er, >I mean, what are you talking about? Andrea: So you know who Erik Montoya is? ::grins:: ******************************************************** >>> "Because you wrote a hentai! I can't *believe* you >>>wrote a hentai!" exclaimed Angie. >>> "Like you never would." said Scott as he closed his >>>eyes in frustration and banged the small mirror against his >>>blue-haired head. >>> Raising the fist that just happened to be containing >>>the garnet, Angie frowned. "I--" >> >>Andrea: BET YOU SHE DID! > >Scott: SHE DID SHE DID! I saw it first hand! > >Angie: (with newspaper) Quiet you! > >Scott: But you did! > >Angie: (mashing teeth together) It was a plot device I tell >you! A plot device! > >Scott: Oh sure, NOW it's a plot device... Andrea: ::stays silent... trying desperately not to laugh:: ******************************************************** >Scott: Like I said, this IS Angie's hentai... > >Angie: (grinning) And what a hentai it is! Ne, all we need is >a certain androgynous blonde... Andrea: ::starts chanting:: Haruka! Haruka! Haruka! Haruka! ::grins:: >Scott: (blink) 'Androgynous blonde?' Andrea: Haruka! Haruka! Haruka! Haruka! ::grins:: >Angie: (drooling visibly) Haruka-sama...(holding the garnet >again) Ne, lets go get her on the way to get Andrea-chan! Andrea: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! ::grins:: ******************************************************** >>>Instead of hearing a shocked plea for help from Scott >>>it instead seemed that the fire senshi herself was lustfully >>>moaning into Usagi's hungry mouth. >>> This only served to encourage Usagi as she attempted >>>to suck Scott's tongue down her own throat, and despite the >>>situation Scott didn't do much to object as Rei's body was >>>telling his brain that it was REALLY enjoying the attention. >> >>Andrea: UH HUH... SURE. ALRIGHT. I THINK IT WAS SCOTT'S MIND >>TELLING HIM... > >Scott: (sitting as Utena with his legs crossed) There she >goes again... what's she talking about? > >Angie: (audible eyebrow twitch as she watches him) You've >got to be joking. Andrea: He is. There's no way he could be that ignorant... even for a male. ******************************************************** >>> The newcomer had a different target however, as she began >>>to spread Scott's now long legs into the air. His mind starting >>>to panic, Scott was thankful when the newcomer stopped and >>>apparently leaned forward. >>> "Hello Rei-chan, did you miss me?" she spoke while close. >>> Scott's eyes went wide beneath the blindfold. "ANGIE?!" >>> Suddenly the blindfold was removed and his question >>>answered. "Aw Rei-chan, I thought you said you'd call me >>>Emporess." pouted Angie. >> >>Andrea: OH MI GODS!!!! TOLD YOU!!!! HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA > >Scott: (shakes head and sighs) At least my hentai wasn't >self-insertion... Andrea: ::grins:: yea, but her's is more fun... ::grins:: now where's that blonde? >Angie: (screeching) Plot device I tell you! Its ALL plot device! >(to the side) Though I wouldn't *mind* a Rei-chan calling me Emporess... > >Scott: Of course! Three people aren't enough so that fourth >one is integral to the scene... (pause) What was that? Andrea: Wait till they add the fifth or six... then things really start to get interesting! ::coughs and blushes:: not that I would know anything about it... >Angie: (no longer listening and is now frantically typing on a >computer) > >>> Something inside his mind clicked. "She wrote a hentai >>>like I did... But her's is a SELF-INSERTION..." he thought. >> >>Andrea: HA HA HA HAAAAAAAA... DOES SHE KNOW YOU WROTE THIS? >>DID SHE REALLY? ROFL > >Scott: Did she know? It was her idea! Andrea: Oh ho! >Angie: (still typing away...) ******************************************************** >>>"Well, I DO like the scene, >>>but it's not perfect." She scratched her head unaware that >>>the garnet was in the same hand. "The one person that it's >>>missing is--" >>> They should have expected the flash of light... >> >>Andrea: HARUKA HARUKA HARUKA HARUKA HA--OOPS, WAIT, NO, THAT'S >>MY FIC... HEE HEE... > >Angie: Her fic?! Ooooo THATS where we need to go Scott-chan! >Gimme gimme gimme! Andrea: ::face drains:: Eep! No! wait! You can't! No! I'm not dressed! Eek! I knew I should have taken that shower before reading this... damn! >Scott: Geez you must be excited to go there, you HAVE the >garnet already and don't even realize it! > >Angie: (with checklist) Ok, first we go pick up Rei-chan, >then we hop over to Mamoru's. After that if we take a turn-- Andrea: Haruka! Haruka! Haruka! Haruka! ::grins:: >Scott: I don't think so! (grabs checklist and glances at >it) Hey, I don't see Jupiter on there... Andrea: oh! And while you're at it, better add Michiru, she hate's being left behind when Ruka-chan goes someplace. Eek! And I forgot! If Setsuna's there you better bring her too... she's gotten so close to those two, don't you know. ::sighs:: she hates being left behind too... unless hotaru's around, and then she's usually happy teaching that poor child--I swear, that girl has a brain to rival Ami's! ::sighs:: >Angie: Ne, don't you think you've 'seen' enough of her already? > >Scott: That I did, but I also got mroe than enough of Usagi >and Mamoru too... Andrea: ::grimaces:: yea, me too! Having them in one scene is too much... ::sighs:: ******************************************************** >>>"What brings you here at night?" asked Utena, raising her >>>arms above her head to stretch out the kinks. >> >>Andrea: UH... WE SWITCHED FICS HERE, DIDN'T WE? > >Scott: Welcome to my world... Andrea: Eep! But I don't know anything about Utena! I didn't even know Utena was a girl until a little bit ago! ******************************************************** >>> "Well, I seem to be having a bit of luck as these aren't >>>heeled shoes either..." spoke Scott with a thankfully regular >>>pitched though still female voice. He quickly frowned however. >>>"But I have no hips, barely any ass to speak of, no discernible >>>shoulders..." He grabbed some of his long wet hair with thin >>>fingers only now noticing the rose signet ring he wore. "And >>>shiny PINK hair?!" >> >>Andrea: OHMIGODS! HE'S BECOMING EFEMINIZED! > >Scott: (sitting demurely and speaking softly) That's the third >time. (flicks his shiny pink Utena hair behind his shoulder) >What's she mean by that? > >Angie: (smiling and nodding) humor the baka, humor the baka... Andrea: I hope 'baka' is not referring to me. ******************************************************** >>> Two forest-green orbs watched him take off. Pink light >>>sparkled off her earlobes as a dark chuckle escaped her lips. >>>"Just you wait Scott. Just you wait..." >> >>Andrea: UH OH > >Scott: (freaking out) Hey what the hell is that?! I didn't >see that before! > >Angie: (evil chuckle) Looks like more 'punishment' is on the >way. Least they weren't pink eyes. > >Scott: Oh sure gloat about the fact that your co-author is >being stalked! @_@ Andrea: :o) I'm sure you'll enjoy every minute of it... ::frowns:: I hope... ================================================================ >>>Scott: (ringing out his pink Utena hair) Regardless of where >>>I am and who I am, I'm just happy to start off clothed this >>>time. >> >>Andrea: ::SMILING:: HONESTLY? > >Scott: (smoothing jacket almost oblivious to the large breasts) >I wish she'd just come right out and say what she's implying here... > >Angie: (perfect silence) > >Scott: (he's just not gonna get it...) What? Andrea: ::shakes head and begins running water for that shower:: ******************************************************** >>>Scott: (nodding while standing) Sure, why do you--Uh oh... >>>(starts to run) >>> >>>Angie: (chasing with sword) Get back here! You must be hot in >>>that anyway! >> >>Andrea: UH... JURI... LIKES UTENA? > >Angie: Ne, I thought she'd never seen the series. I could go >into length with this but I won't. Simply put, Angie in >body = Rule #3 Andrea: ::pouts:: what rule #3? >Scott: Naturally I am the other part of that equation what >with my being Utena right now. Andrea: ::sighs:: I still don't get it... >Angie: (snickering) Ne, you didn't seem to mind being 'caught' >a few minutes ago. > >Scott: When I was Utena or before I was Utena? > >Angie: Stop saying "Oo-tay-nah"! It's "Oot-en-ah!" Andrea: O.O;; '"Oot-en-ah"'? oiya oiya! >Scott: Yeah yeah like that's going to be important in Chapter 4... > >Andrea: Speaking of Chapter 4, let's invite Andrea! (holds >up garnet) Andrea: ::wide eyes:: >Scott: Oh no you-- Andrea: EEP!!!! ::runs for bathroom and locks the door:: > That's when they were hit by the flash of light leaving >the theater empty... ******************************************************** Date sent: March 27, 2000 From: Scott Summerton and Emporess To: Andrea Readwolf Subject: 2ndreply Somewhere not here nor there... pink-haired female: Angie, where the hell are we? orange-haired female: Isn't is obvious Scott-chan? Scott: (still in Utena) Not really... Angie: (still in Juri) Poor dub boy... (holds up the garnet) We're warping to Andrea's! Scott: o_O Then why haven't we arrived yet? Angie: Well we have to reply to her reply of our reply to her first reply. ^_^ Scott: (a blank look on his face) Uh huh. (shakes his head) You just want to join up with her to make fun of me... >Andrea: ::blushes:: I'm not making fun of you... ::blush deepens:: >okay, so I am, but that's entirely besides the point! Scott: See?! >>Angie: (heading towards some good seats) Oh come on, just >>because you're still Utena doesn't mean she'll make fun of >>you! > >Andrea: Yea! I don't even know who U-ten-a is! ::smiles:: but >I know who Scott is... Angie: (twitching eyebrow) Oh you do? And how well does she know you scott-chan? (hefts sword) Scott: (shrinking back) Well, right now not all that well what with my being Utena and all... Angie: (full body twitch) And how well does she know you in your regular body?! (drops the sword and begins looking for the whip) Scott: NO WAIT I didn't mean like THAT!! ******************************************************** >>Scott: (bows his head causing his shiny pink Utena hair to >>fall over his shoulders) No, you mean "as long as YOU'RE >>in JURI no one will make fun of YOU" right? > >>Angie: (flashing a brilliant Juri-smile) Either or! ^_^ > >Andrea: Eep! ::seriously re-thinking replying to the reply >of the reply...:: Scott: (taking a seat next to Angie) Just start the email... >Andrea: ::But too curious to stop reading...:: Angie: (grining) Hai, hai! Its like an infectious disease isn't it! Come one, cum all! Hentai for everyone Scott: (one pink eyebrow raised) You're going to start offering her Jello too aren't you? Angie: (giggles madly) ================================================================ >>Angie: Hentai Free zealots? >> >>Scott: I thought they made HentaiFreeFree to combat that? >> >>Angie: (glaring her Juri-glare) You would know "Ami-boy"... >> >>(Scott cowers as best as Utena can from the glare) >> >Andrea: ::quivering as she keeps one eye on Juri-look-alike >at all times:: from my little experience ::coughs and blushes:: >hentai is anything with sexual content in it... Angie: little experiance? Ne, she must expand then! (takes out Urotsukidoji) good thing I packed this for the trip! Scott: I wouldn't call Urot "Hentai 101" Angie... Angie: (smiles) But with *me* as the teachers (licks her lips) Scott: (really pale) I'm glad I haven't seen it yet... Angie: (grinning wolfishly) So am I... ******************************************************** >>Angie: (mumbling) next time I get the garnet, I'm wishing >>him as Artemis in an Oscarfic. > >Andrea: You know, that made absolutely no sense to me... ::sighs:: Scott and Angie: (simultaneously) Thank the lord/kamis! Scott: (sigh) We still have to explain it to her though... Angie: (arms crossed) I refuse. Some hentai is BEYOND even me. Scott: Beyond wishing me into it as... well YOU know... Angie: (holding garnet) Hai! Should we make a quick stop, or will you explain? Scott: EEP. Well, you see, its a REALLY bad hentai lemon fic author... his claim to fame is "Artemis' Lover" because Oscar (the author) self-inserts himself as... well... Artemis' lover. Angie: (shudders) Scott: (wincing) I feel so dirty... Angie: (licks lips) I can make you clean, scott-chan Scott: Um... I should mention that Lord Chaos has written a series called Fanboys! that MSTed it it really well, among many MANY others that also MSTed it. (pause) Scott: Yes, THAT Lord Chaos, the Dreamworld/Nocturnal Tour one. Go visit carnage.fanfic.org and, well, best of luck in keeping your sanity. Angie: Chibi-Havocs everywhere! Chibi-Havocs eveywhere! (singing) Scott: O_O I can't explain it... just read the fics. ******************************************************** >>Scott: Oh great, two of them to team up on me. (turns to >>Angie) So when should I expect her to come ally herself with >>you? > >>Angie: (making a V-sign and holding up the garnet) Ne, how >>about now? I deserve a little fan service after that whole >>'Makoto' thing! > >Andrea: Eep! But-but-but! EEP! ::runs for cover:: Angie: You can run but you can't hiiide. ^_^ ******************************************************** >>Angie: (replacing the newspaper with Juri's sword) Finish >>that sentance and die, dub-boy. >> >>Scott: O_O Scarfitwasjustascarfyouknowityousawit! (blink) > >Andrea: ::blink blink:: o.o;; oh, really? ::clears throat >and continues reading:: Angie: (ears perkup) Toys? She likes toys! Scott: This isn't good. This isn't good at all... Angie: (disappearing up to her feet which stick out of a box) Mmmm let see. OOO! (a buzzing is heard) Scott: (twiches silently) Angie: (from box) Ne, scott-chan, where did we put that-- Scott: The what? The scarf? You want the scarf right? That's all I ever saw... Angie: (still in the box) Yes... the "scarf"... ******************************************************** >>Angie: (eyes narrowed) "Yes" its a plot point or "yes" she >>can read it? >> >>Scott: O_O Eep! > >Andrea: ::swallows:: the only good thing about this is that >she's there, and I'm here... Angie: Not for long! One woman hentai service, on the way for you! Scott: Then why do I have to come? Angie: (looks at Scott's Utena body) Who said *I* was the "one woman?" (Scott faints) Angie: (grinning) Even better! So much more pliable when unconsious! (smiles at the unconscious Scott-chan) Angie: Besides, his fic is a plot point, just like Mercury is just a plot point in any Sailor Moon episode. ******************************************************** >>Scott: (from the front row) What? (crawls back to his seat) >>No of course not, it's my loading page on Internet Explo-- er, >>I mean, what are you talking about? > >Andrea: So you know who Erik Montoya is? ::grins:: Angie: Scott-chan is #1 member of his fan club. Show her your card-- Oh. right. Still asleep. Damn. (ponders) Why don't I just get it myself? (reaches for Scott's pockets...) Scott: (waking up) Huh, wha? Angie: (pulling back her hands quickly) Drat! ******************************************************** >>Scott: Like I said, this IS Angie's hentai... >> >>Angie: (grinning) And what a hentai it is! Ne, all we need is >>a certain androgynous blonde... > >Andrea: ::starts chanting:: Haruka! Haruka! Haruka! Haruka! ::grins:: > >>Scott: (blink) 'Androgynous blonde?' > >Andrea: Haruka! Haruka! Haruka! Haruka! ::grins:: > >>Angie: (drooling visibly) Haruka-sama...(holding the garnet >>again) Ne, lets go get her on the way to get Andrea-chan! > >Andrea: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! ::grins:: Angie: See? Already excited, and I havn't even touched her yet! Scott: (relieved!) So you DON'T need me there? Phew! Angie: (smiling) Ne, your my one of my props! Scott: (sarcastically) Let me guess, I'm only standing here because I couldn't fit into your box of toys? Angie: (musing) I never did try that (opens lid and turns to scott) Scott: This is SO not good... ******************************************************** >>>Andrea: UH HUH... SURE. ALRIGHT. I THINK IT WAS >>>SCOTT'S MIND TELLING HIM... > >>Scott: (sitting as Utena with his legs crossed) There she >>goes again... what's she talking about? >> >>Angie: (audible eyebrow twitch as she watches him) You've >>got to be joking. > >Andrea: He is. There's no way he could be that ignorant... >even for a male. Scott: HEY! Angie: males; inferior creatures whose soul purpose is to work and give money to females. Scott: (looks at Angie) HEY! Angie: Its ok, your female. Scott: (confused!) I... but... I'm not supposed to... wha?! ******************************************************** >>>> Suddenly the blindfold was removed and his question >>>>answered. "Aw Rei-chan, I thought you said you'd call me >>>>Emporess." pouted Angie. >>> >>>Andrea: OH MI GODS!!!! TOLD YOU!!!! HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA >> >>Scott: (shakes head and sighs) At least my hentai wasn't >>self-insertion... > >Andrea: ::grins:: yea, but her's is more fun... ::grins:: now >where's that blonde? Angie: (grinning) On the way! Want her giftwrapped? We have flavors! "Passion Papaya Panties!" Scott: (looking around) Wha? We do? Where? Angie: (grinning) whatcha think your wearing, Utena? Scott: Since when? (notices a sweet papaya fragrance coming from his...) Oh hell... >>Angie: (screeching) Plot device I tell you! Its ALL plot device! >>(to the side) Though I wouldn't *mind* a Rei-chan calling me >>Emporess... >> >>Scott: Of course! Three people aren't enough so that fourth >>one is integral to the scene... (pause) What was that? > >Andrea: Wait till they add the fifth or six... then things really >start to get interesting! ::coughs and blushes:: not that I would >know anything about it... Angie: (really big grin) Hai she is an *experianced* pile-up otaku?! Kya! Scott: You sound both excited and scared there... Angie: Hehehe, great isn't it? Scott: O_O Angie: (flexing hentai muscles) I hope I'm up to it. things have been slow since Wonderland. ******************************************************** >>Angie: Her fic?! Ooooo THATS where we need to go >>Scott-chan! Gimme gimme gimme! >> >Andrea: ::face drains:: Eep! No! wait! You can't! No! I'm >not dressed! Eek! I knew I should have taken that shower >before reading this... damn! Angie: (places shower cap on head) Not a problem! (Scott looks wearily at Angie-as-Juri in her Juri uniform and shower cap...) >>Angie: (with checklist) Ok, first we go pick up Rei-chan, >>then we hop over to Mamoru's. After that if we take a turn-- > >Andrea: Haruka! Haruka! Haruka! Haruka! ::grins:: Scott: Nothing's going to stop you is it? Angie: Neither rain nor sleet nor snow will stop hentai from its destination =) >Andrea: oh! And while you're at it, better add Michiru, she >hate's being left behind when Ruka-chan goes someplace. Eek! >And I forgot! If Setsuna's there you better bring her too... >she's gotten so close to those two, don't you know. ::sighs:: >she hates being left behind too... unless hotaru's around, and >then she's usually happy teaching that poor child--I swear, that >girl has a brain to rival Ami's! ::sighs:: Angie: did she suggest a PLUTO?! (smoke coming out of ears) Scott: Uh oh... this isn't good... Angie: (pausing) However, hotaru-chan would be nice. Though scott would call me ecchi again. (pouts) Scott: She's TWELVE! Angie: :P BIIIII You ever seen a 12 year old that looked like THAT?! Angie: (shaking head) Scott-chan, scott-chan, scott-chan. If you don't reach for your full ecchi potential you'll never be able to-- Scott: I'm not reaching for ANYTHING hentai! Angie: (shaking head) He will never master the perv at this rate. Scott: It scares me how much you're becoming a Havoc disciple... Angie: (eyebrow raising) Do you doubt the power of the perv? (snaps fingers) bit drafty there? Scott: No, but that papaya smell is gone. (pauses) Erp... ******************************************************** >>Scott: Welcome to my world... >Andrea: Eep! But I don't know anything about Utena! I didn't >even know Utena was a girl until a little bit ago! Scott: I didn't know that either! Your not knowing that resembled my plight, and "welcome to my world" seemed fitting. ******************************************************** >>>Andrea: OHMIGODS! HE'S BECOMING EFEMINIZED! >> >>Scott: (sitting demurely and speaking softly) That's the third >>time. (flicks his shiny pink Utena hair behind his shoulder) >>What's she mean by that? >> >>Angie: (smiling and nodding) humor the baka, humor the baka... > >Andrea: I hope 'baka' is not referring to me. Angie: Of course not! Thats always scott-chan! Scott: (hands in lap) Why do you keep saying that? ******************************************************** >>Scott: (freaking out) Hey what the hell is that?! I didn't >>see that before! >> >>Angie: (evil chuckle) Looks like more 'punishment' is on the >>way. Least they weren't pink eyes. >> >>Scott: Oh sure gloat about the fact that your co-author is >>being stalked! @_@ > >Andrea: :o) I'm sure you'll enjoy every minute of it... >::frowns:: I hope... Angie: Hai! He loves punishment! Just yesterday I used the whip on his-- Scott: (covering Angie's mouth) Wait a second! Angie: (mumble mumble mumble) Scott: (pales) Be glad you didn't understand what she said Andrea... ================================================================ >>Scott: (smoothing jacket almost oblivious to the large breasts) >>I wish she'd just come right out and say what she's implying here... >> >>Angie: (perfect silence) >> >>Scott: (he's just not gonna get it...) What? > >Andrea: ::shakes head and begins running water for that shower:: Scott: (filing nails) She's so vague... Angie: (glows as an idea strikes her) Ne, I wonder if she's got any of those massage heads? ******************************************************** >>>Andrea: UH... JURI... LIKES UTENA? >> >>Angie: Ne, I thought she'd never seen the series. I could go >>into length with this but I won't. Simply put, Angie in >>body = Rule #3 > >Andrea: ::pouts:: what rule #3? Angie: Oh hurray! A true infidel! Where do I start this lesson? Scott: (pouts) You can't leave her uncorrupted can you? Angie: (shaking head) Today IRC chats and SailorMoon fanfic authors, tomorrow the world! Scott: Rule 3 scares me considering who I am right now... Angie: (best teacher voice) Rule #3: Gratuitous lesbian orgies in anime do not have to be justified nor explained. If you did your 'Fanboys!' reading as required, you'll know that already =) Scott: (looking at Angie-Juri) She takes pride in her work... Angie: (smiling) And now I will demonstrate on Scott-chan-- Scott: (backs away but trips over Angie's 'toybox' and knocks himself out) Angie: (rummaging through) Ne, where is that 'scarf'...ooo look a big one! (sounds almost like a chainsaw are heard) >>Andrea: Speaking of Chapter 4, let's invite Andrea! (holds >>up garnet) > >Andrea: ::wide eyes:: Angie: Aw we're almost there. (looks affectionately at the KO'ed Scott-Utena and turns off the 'scarf') We'll save that for Andrea... >>Andrea: EEP!!!! ::runs for bathroom and locks the door:: Suddenly a bright flash of light appears outside a certain bathroom door... Angie: Ne, we already went over this not hiding part! (pulls out her handdandy ecchi skeleton key) pantented Havoc TM. Don't leave home without it. The door creaks open, Angie peering through the steam. Angie: Ne, Andrea-san? We're here to serve you! (holds up the garnet) Ready for Haruka-sama? >Andrea: (deep in the steam in towel cowering) Scott enters room, holding head and dazed. Scott: Angie what are you- (sees Andrea) Run for your life Andrea! She has scarves! And she knows where to put them! Angie: (evil smile) Oh no you don't! We're all going on our feild trip! (raises the garnet) And there goes the flash of light-- ******************************************************** Date sent: March 29, 2000 From: Andrea Readwolf To: Scott Summerton Subject: reply to the fourth >>>Angie: (heading towards some good seats) Oh come on, just >>>because you're still Utena doesn't mean she'll make fun of >>>you! >> >>Andrea: Yea! I don't even know who U-ten-a is! ::smiles:: but >>I know who Scott is... > >Angie: (twitching eyebrow) Oh you do? And how well does >she know you scott-chan? (hefts sword) Andrea: I don't know him at all! I swear it! Really! Honestly! He's just some cooky guy who had the misfortune to reply to one of my stories! Honest! >Scott: (shrinking back) Well, right now not all that well >what with my being Utena and all... > >Angie: (full body twitch) And how well does she know you in >your regular body?! (drops the sword and begins looking for >the whip) > >Scott: NO WAIT I didn't mean like THAT!! Andrea: (smiles with interest) whip?… or cat-o-nail-tails? ::shivers with excitement) ******************************************************** >>>Scott: (bows his head causing his shiny pink Utena hair to >>>fall over his shoulders) No, you mean "as long as YOU'RE >>>in JURI no one will make fun of YOU" right? >>> >>>Angie: (flashing a brilliant Juri-smile) Either or! ^_^ >> >>Andrea: Eep! ::seriously re-thinking replying to the reply >>of the reply...:: >> >>Scott: (taking a seat next to Angie) Just start the email... >> >>Andrea: ::But too curious to stop reading...:: > >Angie: (grining) Hai, hai! Its like an infectious disease isn't >it! Come one, cum all! Hentai for everyone Andrea: (turns, pinks… then red… then busts out laughing) >Scott: (one pink eyebrow raised) You're going to start offering >her Jello too aren't you? > >Angie: (giggles madly) Andrea: Jello? What flavor? ================================================================ >>>Angie: Hentai Free zealots? >>> >>>Scott: I thought they made HentaiFreeFree to combat that? >>> >>>Angie: (glaring her Juri-glare) You would know "Ami-boy"... >>> >>>(Scott cowers as best as Utena can from the glare) >> >>Andrea: ::quivering as she keeps one eye on Juri-look-alike >>at all times:: from my little experience ::coughs and blushes:: >>hentai is anything with sexual content in it... > >Angie: little experiance? Ne, she must expand then! (takes >out Urotsukidoji) good thing I packed this for the trip! Andrea: (runs behind Scott, hiding)… >Scott: I wouldn't call Urot "Hentai 101" Angie... Andrea: (peeps from behind) "Hentai 101"? (takes a step out…) >Angie: (smiles) But with *me* as the teachers (licks her lips) > >Scott: (really pale) I'm glad I haven't seen it yet... > >Angie: (grinning wolfishly) So am I... Andrea: oiya oiya! ******************************************************** >Angie: (holding garnet) Hai! Should we make a quick stop, >or will you explain? > >Scott: EEP. Well, you see, its a REALLY bad hentai lemon >fic author... his claim to fame is "Artemis' Lover" because >Oscar (the author) self-inserts himself as... well... >Artemis' lover. > >Angie: (shudders) Andrea: (shudders)… that's… >Scott: (wincing) I feel so dirty... Andrea: um… as… himself? >Angie: (licks lips) I can make you clean, scott-chan Andrea: she's in a mood today, isn't she? >Scott: Um... I should mention that Lord Chaos has written >a series called Fanboys! that MSTed it it really well. Andrea: "Fanboys"? when was this? I haven't heard anything about this! "MSTed"? huh? >(pause) > >Scott: Yes, THAT Lord Chaos, the Dreamworld/Nocturnal Tour >one. Go visit carnage.fanfic.org and, well, best of luck >in keeping your sanity. > >Angie: Chibi-Havocs everywhere! Chibi-Havocs eveywhere! >(singing) > >Scott: O_O I can't explain it... just read the fics. Andrea: um…… okay… ******************************************************** >>>Scott: Oh great, two of them to team up on me. (turns to >>>Angie) So when should I expect her to come ally herself with >>>you? >>> >>>Angie: (making a V-sign and holding up the garnet) Ne, how >>>about now? I deserve a little fan service after that whole >>>'Makoto' thing! >> >>Andrea: Eep! But-but-but! EEP! ::runs for cover:: > >Angie: You can run but you can't hiiide. ^_^ Andrea: WATCH ME! NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAA! EEP! ******************************************************** >>>Angie: (replacing the newspaper with Juri's sword) Finish >>>that sentance and die, dub-boy. >>> >>>Scott: O_O Scarfitwasjustascarfyouknowityousawit! (blink) >> >>Andrea: ::blink blink:: o.o;; oh, really? ::clears throat >>and continues reading:: > >Angie: (ears perkup) Toys? She likes toys! Andrea: (coughs and blushes) uh oh… >Scott: This isn't good. This isn't good at all... > >Angie: (disappearing up to her feet which stick out of a >box) Mmmm let see. OOO! (a buzzing is heard) > >Scott: (twiches silently) > >Angie: (from box) Ne, scott-chan, where did we put that-- > >Scott: The what? The scarf? You want the scarf right? >That's all I ever saw... > >Angie: (still in the box) Yes... the "scarf"... Andrea: (face red, making funny choking noises) ******************************************************** >>>Angie: (eyes narrowed) "Yes" its a plot point or "yes" she >>>can read it? >>> >>>Scott: O_O Eep! >> >>Andrea: ::swallows:: the only good thing about this is that >>she's there, and I'm here... > >Angie: Not for long! One woman hentai service, on the way for you! Andrea: oh? Really… ::clears throat:: I see… >Scott: Then why do I have to come? > >Angie: (looks at Scott's Utena body) Who said *I* was the "one >woman?" Andrea: (rofl) >(Scott faints) > >Angie: (grinning) Even better! So much more pliable when unconscious! > >(smiles at the unconscious Scott-chan) > >Angie: Besides, his fic is a plot point, just like Mercury >is just a plot point in any Sailor Moon episode. Andrea: you know, while you have him unconscious… he tried to get me to write about a drunk, shit-faced, three-sheets-to-the-wind Makoto! Lol! Oh, and I misplaced your email addy. ******************************************************** >>Andrea: So you know who Erik Montoya is? ::grins:: > >Angie: Scott-chan is #1 member of his fan club. Show her your >card-- Oh. right. Still asleep. Damn. (ponders) Why don't I >just get it myself? (reaches for Scott's pockets...) > >Scott: (waking up) Huh, wha? > >Angie: (pulling back her hands quickly) Drat! Andrea: (puzzled) I didn't know Erik had a fan club… are we talking about the same Erik here? ******************************************************** >Angie: See? Already excited, and I havn't even touched her yet! > >Scott: (relieved!) So you DON'T need me there? Phew! > >Angie: (smiling) Ne, your my one of my props! > >Scott: (sarcastically) Let me guess, I'm only standing here >because I couldn't fit into your box of toys? > >Angie: (musing) I never did try that (opens lid and turns to scott) > >Scott: This is SO not good... Andrea: (laughing) some one should learn to keep his mouth shut when it's not needed for… other… things… ******************************************************** >>>Angie: (audible eyebrow twitch as she watches him) You've >>>got to be joking. >> >>Andrea: He is. There's no way he could be that ignorant... >>even for a male. > >Scott: HEY! > >Angie: males; inferior creatures whose soul purpose is to >work and give money to females. > >Scott: (looks at Angie) HEY! > >Angie: Its ok, your female. > >Scott: (confused!) I... but... I'm not supposed to... wha?! Andrea: (smiling) enjoy the excellence will it lasts, dear. Which reminds me, I just got a lovely little joke in the inbox today… remind me to share it with you… ******************************************************** >>Andrea: ::grins:: yea, but her's is more fun... ::grins:: now >>where's that blonde? > >Angie: (grinning) On the way! Want her giftwrapped? We have >flavors! "Passion Papaya Panties!" > >Scott: (looking around) Wha? We do? Where? > >Angie: (grinning) whatcha think your wearing, Utena? > >Scott: Since when? (notices a sweet papaya fragrance coming >from his...) Oh hell... Andrea: (laughing hysterically) no flavors… but if you got a cute satin blue ribbon/choker around her neck… and nothing else…? (grins hopefully) ******************************************************** >Angie: (really big grin) Hai she is an *experianced* >pile-up otaku?! Kya! > >Scott: You sound both excited and scared there... > >Angie: Hehehe, great isn't it? > >Scott: O_O > >Angie: (flexing hentai muscles) I hope I'm up to it. things have >been slow since Wonderland. Andrea: (clearing throat…again) well… gee… you see… it's like this… and then… and well… so you see… and now… oh, fuck it. (sighs) ******************************************************** >>Andrea: ::face drains:: Eep! No! wait! You can't! No! I'm >>not dressed! Eek! I knew I should have taken that shower >>before reading this... damn! > >Angie: (places shower cap on head) Not a problem! > >(Scott looks wearily at Angie-as-Juri in her Juri uniform >and shower cap...) Andrea: um… no, really, that's quite alright… um… hee hee… hee? >>>Angie: (with checklist) Ok, first we go pick up Rei-chan, >>>then we hop over to Mamoru's. After that if we take a turn-- >> >>Andrea: Haruka! Haruka! Haruka! Haruka! ::grins:: > >Scott: Nothing's going to stop you is it? > >Angie: Neither rain nor sleet nor snow will stop hentai >from its destination =) Andrea: (still chanting 'Haruka') >>Andrea: oh! And while you're at it, better add Michiru, she >>hate's being left behind when Ruka-chan goes someplace. Eek! >>And I forgot! If Setsuna's there you better bring her too... >>she's gotten so close to those two, don't you know. ::sighs:: >>she hates being left behind too... unless hotaru's around, and >>then she's usually happy teaching that poor child--I swear, that >>girl has a brain to rival Ami's! ::sighs:: > >Angie: did she suggest a PLUTO?! (smoke coming out of ears) > >Scott: Uh oh... this isn't good... Andrea: what? What's wrong with P? ( poor girl seems always to get left out… and always misrepresented… ::sighs:: I feel bad for her… and annoyed at all the people who try to hook her up with Endymion… ::shakes head:: >Angie: (pausing) However, hotaru-chan would be nice. Though >scott would call me ecchi again. (pouts) > >Scott: She's TWELVE! Andrea: but a very mature twelve… let's face it, having the power to destroy life as we know it is a very… "needs-to-be-in-the-hands-of-a-mature-person" type of power! >Angie: :P BIIIII You ever seen a 12 year old that looked >like THAT?! Andrea: and besides, that's late for today's standards. Kids are starting to explore their sexuality at age 8 and 9 now ::sighs:: how quickly they grow… >Angie: (shaking head) Scott-chan, scott-chan, scott-chan. If >you don't reach for your full ecchi potential you'll never >be able to-- > >Scott: I'm not reaching for ANYTHING hentai! Andrea: (grins) >Angie: (shaking head) He will never master the perv at >this rate. Andrea: (still grinning) give him time… (deep throated chuckle) >Scott: It scares me how much you're becoming a Havoc >disciple... > >Angie: (eyebrow raising) Do you doubt the power of the >perv? (snaps fingers) bit drafty there? > >Scott: No, but that papaya smell is gone. (pauses) Erp... Andrea: (still grinning) oh, dear, me… <> ******************************************************** >>>Scott: Welcome to my world... >> >>Andrea: Eep! But I don't know anything about Utena! I didn't >>even know Utena was a girl until a little bit ago! > >Scott: I didn't know that either! Your not knowing that >resembled my plight, and "welcome to my world" seemed fitting. Andrea: hmphf! (crosses arms and begins to pout) ******************************************************** >>>Angie: (smiling and nodding) humor the baka, humor the baka... >> >>Andrea: I hope 'baka' is not referring to me. > >Angie: Of course not! Thats always scott-chan! > >Scott: (hands in lap) Why do you keep saying that? Andrea: (smiling, crossing legs) he doesn't know what 'baka' means, does he? ::grins, leaning closer to Scott-chan) ******************************************************** >>>Scott: Oh sure gloat about the fact that your co-author is >>>being stalked! @_@ >> >>Andrea: :o) I'm sure you'll enjoy every minute of it... >>::frowns:: I hope... > >Angie: Hai! He loves punishment! Just yesterday I used the >whip on his-- > >Scott: (covering Angie's mouth) Wait a second! Andrea: O.O? ( oh… really? Hmm… I always liked the cat-o-nine-tails better… ::sighs:: they don't make those like they used to anymore… ::sighs:: >Angie: (mumble mumble mumble) > >Scott: (pales) Be glad you didn't understand what she >said Andrea... Andrea: (still smiling) I'll find out… in my own way. Ne, Angie-chan? ================================================================ >>>Scott: (smoothing jacket almost oblivious to the large breasts) >>>I wish she'd just come right out and say what she's implying here... >>> >>>Angie: (perfect silence) >>> >>>Scott: (he's just not gonna get it...) What? >> >>Andrea: ::shakes head and begins running water for that shower:: > >Scott: (filing nails) She's so vague... > >Angie: (glows as an idea strikes her) Ne, I wonder if she's >got any of those massage heads? Andrea: (still smiling, leaning back in her chair, legs still crossed) which ones? The thumb-pads, the fist-feelings, the creepy crawlers, the-- ******************************************************** >Angie: Oh hurray! A true infidel! Where do I start this lesson? > >Scott: (pouts) You can't leave her uncorrupted can you? Andrea: who said anything about me starting off as 'uncorrupted'? I just am naïve about… some things… >Angie: (shaking head) Today IRC chats and SailorMoon fanfic >authors, tomorrow the world! Andrea: what? What is wrong with MSN? Jeez… people avoid it like the plague it seems… ::sighs:: >Scott: Rule 3 scares me considering who I am right now... > >Angie: (best teacher voice) Rule #3: Gratuitous lesbian >orgies in anime do not have to be justified nor explained. If >you did your 'Fanboys!' reading as required, you'll know that >already =) Andrea: 'Fanboys'… chaos's story, right? I'm over there next… after the fifty-some-plus emails piling up in my inbox right now… >Scott: (looking at Angie-Juri) She takes pride in her work... > >Angie: (smiling) And now I will demonstrate on Scott-chan-- > >Scott: (backs away but trips over Angie's 'toybox' and knocks >himself out) > >Angie: (rummaging through) Ne, where is that 'scarf'...ooo >look a big one! (sounds almost like a chainsaw are heard) Andrea: you know… your 'scarves' sound awfully different from the ones I know… >Angie: Aw we're almost there. (looks affectionately at >the KO'ed Scott-Utena and turns off the 'scarf') We'll >save that for Andrea... >>>Andrea: EEP!!!! ::runs for bathroom and locks the door:: >Suddenly a bright flash of light appears outside a certain >bathroom door... > >Angie: Ne, we already went over this not hiding part! >(pulls out her handdandy ecchi skeleton key) pantented Havoc >TM. Don't leave home without it. > >The door creaks open, Angie peering through the steam. > >Angie: Ne, Andrea-san? We're here to serve you! (holds up >the garnet) Ready for Haruka-sama? Andrea: (deep in the steam in towel cowering) umm…… hi? >Scott enters room, holding head and dazed. > >Scott: Angie what are you- (sees Andrea) Run for your life >Andrea! She has scarves! And she knows where to put them! Andrea: O.O;; umm… oh… dear… shoot… umm… can we--? >Angie: (evil smile) Oh no you don't! We're all going on >our feild trip! (raises the garnet) Andrea: (hopeful) Haruk-- >And there goes the flash of light-- ******************************************************** That all lead to this... When Plutos Attack! - Chapter 3 Outtake Written by Emporess, Scott Summerton and yes, Andrea Readwolf (Angst88@aol.com, thrawn27@hotmail.com, readwolf@ufl.edu) Sailor Jupiter leaned over Scott, smiling wryly. A green top hat with a four-leaf clover was perched on her head, and in her right hand was a large mug. He watched her tip her head back and pour the contents down her throat. When she finished she tossed the mug behind her, ignoring the sound of ceramic breaking. With agonizing slowness she lowered her face to his. The stench of barley filled his nostrills almost instantly. "Scott-chan, your not wearing any green. I'm afraid this means I'll have to punish you." Emerald eyes flashed mischieviously. She reached behind her, never moving her gaze. To Scott's dissapointment, Jupiter seemed to fade. Her form grew dimmer till it disappeared. He moaned sadly, slowly opening up his eyes. "Man, Andrea is gonna laugh her ass off when she hears I dreamt about that story I wanted her to wri--" He stopped talking in mid-sentance as he took in the scene in front of him, a red flush heating his cheeks. The -space? Void? Area? it sure as hell wasn't a 'room'- place he was in seemed to stretch as far as he could see. Everything in it was either a kinky sex toy from the wide open 'toybox' or an anime babe which caused him to blush because of the abundance of women scattered around him were clad in attire ranging from 'latex fantasy' to absolutely nothing. Very abruptly he realized that his Utena body seemed clad in one of the latter. Well, naked except for the familiar hands groping his chest that is. "Must you ALWAYS sleep during the fun stuff, Scott-chan?" Angie giggled, rising from her kneeling position and helping him stand. "Careful, lotsa bodies scattered about." She was still in Jury's body yet unlike him she still had on the appropriate uniform. Scott's blue Utena eyes widened as they took in the sheer number of girls on the floor. They were all beautiful, though most he couldn't identify. To his right he noticed Sailor Mercury, lying across a very fit looking female whose red hair was swept into a braid. "Doth thou regret coming now?" she whispered into her companion's ear. "Are they...? From The Crosstime Adventures...?" he began in disbelief. "Hai!" she smiled, grabbing his hand. "How could we have a proper Rule #3 without inviting the only decent Mercury along?" Tip-toeing around the mainly unconsious bodies he spyed a slightly older looking Sailor Mars, clad only in her gloves and heels. She was nestled in an equally old Sailor Moon's lap, a tiara that suspiciously resembled the Neo-Queen's crown perched in her dark hair. What really made him blink was the Hotaru laying on her stomach. To his relief she seemed around 16 and not 12. Lazily she opened up one eye from her own dreamworld to stare at them while they passed, the violet flashing gold for an instant. Angie threw her a kiss on the way by. She smiled, revealing two sharp fangs. "You didn't!" he squealed as she pulled him along. She shrugged, unconcerned. "Of course I did! I don't see why your whining anyway, she was old enough!" "But that's from Lord Ch--" he tried to turn around and look again but she wouldn't let him. "I thought we were going to Andrea's hentai anyway! Where the hell is this?!" "We already went to Andrea's." She patted his Utena face's cheek affectionately. "You are always so forgetful afterwards." She snickered. "Coping mechanism I guess, though I would like to be filled in later on just what exactly I was doing here and just HOW I ended up naked and WHAT it was I slept though and..." he murmured, but she didn't seem to hear so he stopped mumbling to himself. "So where are we going now?" "Back of course. Fun is fun but we do have a schedule to keep." She reached in her dimensional pocket and pulled out Utena's uniform. "Put this on." He did admirably well as it was basically a boy's uniform, though his current female anatomy made some parts slightly difficult such as the buttons on the coat and what do to with his waist-long pink hair stuck in the neck collar. As Angie helped (and snickered) he paused. "Wait a minute, what about Andrea?" Smiling she pointed ahead of them. There were two familiar Outer Senshi, clad in their respective Red Queen and Dominatrix modes. Sandwitched between them was a very happy young woman with long chestnut brown hair who seemed to have a penchance for silk and satin judging from her plum coloured negligee. The 'toybox' was nearby, most impressive the Cat 'O Nine that lay across it. The nasty eyebrow twitch that Scott had been developing since he woke finally exploded into a full body tremor on his Utena form. "You took Andrea to FANBOYS?!" "Ne, of course not," she replied, sticking out her tongue and indignently combing her fingers through her amazingly still well-kept orange Jury hair. "She went by herself for those two after her own secret hentai fanfic's Haruka and Michiru got tired." "She went by HERSELF?!" he was practically screaming now though completely oblivious to his female voice. Another thought came to his poor beseiged mind. "Wait, 'her's' got tired? She had more than one set?!" "Hai! Though before these two she and I went through quite a few others as you can see," she gestered to the scattered limbs around her. "Ne, she finally settled on those two. You were right about her Scott-chan, she's way cool. Really on the way of mastering her inner ecchiness." In utter disbelief he approached Andrea, trying to be as quiet as possible. She opened her green eyes and stared dazedely at him. "Hi Scott/Utena." "Andrea, are you ok?" Guilt ran through him, since he got her in this mess in the first place. "Uh huh," she mumured dreamily, smiling like a damn fool. "Uhm, are you ready to go?" He asked again, hoping for a coherent responce. "Nahhhh," she waved a dismissing hand at him. "Think I'll stay here awhile." She giggled again, her head lolling back. "Ya'll can pick me up on the way back." "But Andrea-" he began to argue, before a shiver passed through him. A tickling sensation was moving up his bare legs toward his inner thighs. He looked down and saw a glimpse of lilac hair and dark skin. The figure looked up and through a pair of glasses he saw her green eyes were dark with lust. "Utena-sama..." the voice murmured deliciously. "Do I know y--?" he started to say before Angie pulled him back so fast the other woman fell. "Oh no you don't!" she hissed. The garnet appeared instantly in her hand. "I *knew* it was a bad idea bringing her here, but after reading that 'Scream' fanfic I couldn't resist seeing if the stories were true..." "'Scream?'" Scott asked in his usual confused voice. "Wait a minute, she was wanting 'Utena' there... WHAT did you want to see was true?" "Don't ask!" admonished Andrea. "But--? Why's she here?! Is that why I was naked?!? What's 'Scream?'" "Calm down, Scott-chan!" She waved goodbye to Andrea. "Ja, Andrea-chan! Keep these bodies hot for me till I get back!" The other author would have replied had she not been... otherwise occupied by Michiru at the moment. She probably didn't even hear Scott yelling "Come back?!" Before you can say, 'ecchi' (no matter how redundant it may be to do so by now) the garnet glowed, and Scott and Angie were gone. >Questions? Comments? Arrows? >(thrawn27@hotmail.com or Angst88@aol.com) ********************************************************