Before reading this, I would suggest taking a peak at any of 
the stories on here by the authors. Atleast skim =). This was
written purely to torture Scott and me on our respective
b-days :P It has no effect on Fall From Grace or any of
Scott "Cyclops" Summerton's writings.

Hold on to your panties, its ecchi time!

As always, Sailor Moon ain't mine.

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        Slowly looking around once more, Scott, make
that Scott-chan, noticed Angie was still Angie.  "Hey
wait a second, how come you're still you?"
        "I'm not sure, but I do know that you aren't you
because boys aren't allowed in Wonderland, so you had to be
a girl."
        Scott-chan frowned.  "I hope this doesn't become a
trend..."
        "It could be that you have a guilty conscience
which made you into Miyuki."  Angie smirked.  "Being a
girl won't let you properly enjoy this 'paradise.'"
        "But I don't feel bad about what I've written Lita
in.  Stupid morals..."
        "Ohayo Pretty Girls."
        Both the authors stopped short.
        "Um, Angie?" asked Scott-chan.
        "Yes?" replied the authoress.
        "Why is Lita, who looks like she's literally
imbedded into a door, just talk to us as if she didn't care
that she was part of a door?"

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"When Plutos Attack!"
        By Scott "Cyclops" Summerton and Emporess

Chapter Two - "Scott-chan in SenshiLand!"

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        Angie takes in the door, one eyebrow starting to develop
a nasty twitch. "Ano... It seems this isn't the 'WonderLand'
I remeber".
        Scott-chan can't help but stare at the rather 'stacked'
door. "So... I assume we have to go through Lita, right?"
        Angie nods, a little grin appearing on her face.
        "...And exactly HOW do we accomplish this?!" He asked 
irate.
        "Open the door!" Called out Makoto.
        The two authors turned to meet it, a sweat drop
appearing above Scott-chan's head. "How? Theres no knobs!"
        "Yes there is!" Makoto corrected him, a coy look on her
face.
        Scott-chan, eager to get out of wherever the hell
this was, bounded over to the door. "Where? Where?" His kawaii
Miyuki-chan self making little searching motions.
        "Here!" Makoto stated, moving her hands to her -ahem-
talent. She squeezed them with her fingers. This wouldn't have
been quite so suggestive had the collar of Makoto's school
uniform not been altered far lower then in the anime. She
grabbed Scott-chan's little Miyuki hands and made him grope.
        Scott/Miyuki-chan's face turned red as a tomato. His
eyes rolled up to the back of his head even as the Makoto-door
pulled him into an embrace. Scott-chan's body disappeared.
        Makoto turned to Angie and spread her arms wide in a 
welcoming gesture.
        "When in Rome...." She shrugged, and dived into the
massive bosom.
        
        "Are you going to lay there all day?!" a voice broke
through Scott's dreams. Something about Makoto's breasts.
Fairly normal for Scott actually. He looked up and saw Angie
peering at him annoyed.
       "Thank God its just you! I was having the strangest 
dream..." He paused staring at her. "Angie?! What are you
doing in my bed?!"
        Angie pouted. "Is that supposed to be an insult?" She 
crossed her arms over her chest.
        "No, no it's just I don't understand how you got
here--" He took in the blue sky above, felt the soft grass
under his back. Lifting his head he noticed the large bow
taped to a chest that didn't seem like his. "Uh..."
        "Wake-up, dub boy! It's no dream! We're in SenshiLand!" 
She grabbed his hand and pulled him to his feet. "And we need
to get going. Fast."
        Scott-chan let her drag him along for a few seconds,
momentarily distracted by the feeling of Miyuki's breasts
bouncing up and down. "Wait a second. I thought this was
WonderLand. What'd you just call it?"
        "SenshiLand." She didn't slow down to speak to him.
"This place looks like WonderLand, but instead of anonymous
ecchi girlies, it's populated with hentei versions of the
Senshi."
        All that Japanese kinda swam over Scott-chan. Finally
he translated it and asked in confusion, "Ok, so where are
we going?"
        "I don't know." She replied.
        "Then why are we running?!" He put his kawaii
little feet down and dug the heels into the dirt.
        Angie turned around exasperated. "Ok, you are 
Miyuki-chan, ne?
        He looked down at himself. "Yea..."
        "And you went through the door to get here, ne?"
she continued impatiently.
        His face flushed at the memory. "Yea."
        "Well next comes the Bobsey Twins from hell, and
*I* for one am not sticking around to greet them." She
started jogging again.
        "Bobsey Twins?!" He wondered aloud as he was pulled
along.
        "Ohayo!" called 2 voices behind them.
        Both the authors froze in mid-step.
        Standing behind them were two girls clad in intricate
chinese dresses. Each had shoulder length black hair, and 
remarkably clear violet eyes. "Eh... Angie-chan, why is
Hotaru dressed like Chun-Li from Street Fighter II?"
        "I'm Cho-li."
        "I'm To-li." They preened before them prettily.
        "Shit." Was all Angie could say as she broke into
a full speed dash.
        "Let's fight!" The Hotaru's cried.
        "FIGHT?!" squeaked Scott-chan as he tried to keep up.
        "Hai! Ho!" The would-be Saturn's called, black and 
purple snakes of energy flying towards the fleeing authors.
        "Must go faster! Faster!" Scott-chan screeched. He 
looked to Angie and was shocked to see her floating off
the ground, upside down, her red hair trailing down from her
verticle body. "Angie-chan?!"
        The grass underneath him had turned into a canyon
under the strain of the pair's powers. Scott-chan screamed
as he fell into it, his skirt flying up to cover his face
and revealing his kawaii Mako-chan undies.
        Angie watched him fall from her rather twisted 
angle in the sky. "Ne, I told him he was obsessed."

        In a certain Pluto's dimension, exactly 1.2 minutes
had passed since the authors had left. The 3 figures who
stayed behind still hadn't noticed.
        "Look, when I agreed to come here, you never metioned
anything about 'killing' them. Punishment, good. Killing,
bad." Lita spoke like she was trying to explain this to a
small child.
        "No! They must die! DIE!" Unsettling pink eyes
burned intensely.
        "Why is that?" asked Lita, frankly a little freaked
out by the woman's ferocity.
        "They just have to!" screeched Pink eyes, seeming
nothing like the poised person Lita had followed to this place.
        Seta glanced around the room. "A-ano...Guys?" She asked
timidly.
        "NOT NOW!" Both Lita and Pink eyes roared, driving
Seta back.
        Seta sighed as she sat down, leaning her back against
a wall to watch them bicker. "I wonder how long it will take
for them to notice they're gone."

        Scott-chan was NOT having a good birthday.
        First he gets kidnapped from his world, then he gets
Lita mad at him, and now he was in some girl's body in the
middle of Hentai Paradise for Rule #3, but we repeat he was in
some girl's body. Once again, he cursed his lack of anime
knowledge.
        Sighing, he looked around at where he had landed. He
was in a grassy field. Dafodils, pansies, daisies, all types
of flowers speckled the area. The field itself was flat, and
seemed to stretch for miles and miles. The horizon beyond
it seemed to stretch as far as the eyes could see.
        Except for the table set for tea.
        He blinked, sure he was hallucinating. Yet the image
was still there. A coffee table, with a checkerboard pattern
engraved into its top. Placed on it was a china tea set. The
kettle was made into the shape of an elephant, the trunk
acting as the spout.
        Even as he watched the little elephant began to float
in midair. It tipped and brown liquid started flowing into
one of the cups. When it was full, it floated over on a
saucer to him. 'I'm a little teapot' echoed through his head
as he watched the spectacle.
        Now, as anyone sensible would tell you, drinking 
that tea is obviously a BAD idea. Scott-chan, while not
perhaps sensible, wasn't insane, and had no intention
of going near the stuff. He stepped to the left to avoid
it.
        The cup followed him, placing itself in the position
it had last held. Glaring at it angirly, he tryed to edge
by it. The tea had other ideas.
        Before he knew what was happening, the cup advanced
on him, placing itself directly below his nostrils. Not being
a big tea drinker to begin with, he figured he was about
to start gagging.
        The smell, surprizingly, was heavenly. 
        Mouth watering, he tried to deny his impulses... for 
about three seconds.
        Reaching out, he grasped the dainty handle with dainty
hands and brought it to his lips. The liquid smoothly went down
his throat, and was almost soothing. In fact, it might have
been the best thing he ever drank.
        We use the word 'might' because before he could
properly reflect on it, something -odd- began to happen to
his kawaii little Miyuki-chan limbs.
        Before he knew it, the table began to grow. As did the
cup, the kettle, eventually even the grass. Everything 
seemed to be looming over him. He let out a feminine squeal
as he waited for the tingling to stop.
        It wasn't long. Looking up he took in the veritable
forest around him. The once tiny flowers shot up into the sky
several feet above him.
        Or was it centimetres above him?
        Everything suddenly made sense. The scene around him 
hadn't grown. HE had shrunk. Like Alice with the cookies in
Wonderland.
        Raising his head he was able to let out a not-so-kawaii
chain of expletives before he was interrupted.
        "Miss? Oh, Miss?"
        He spun around, his blue skirt trailing in a circle. The
owner of the deep, throaty voice seemed nowhere to be found.
        "Up here, pretty one."
        Scott-chan turned his eyes skyward and took in a very 
strange sight. High on top of a opened flower lay two scantily
clad women, on with blue hair and little mouse ears, the other's
a light green with floppy bunny ears. Upon closer inspection,
he realized the voice belonged to the third one in a tuxedo in
the middle.
        Well, a bit of a tuxedo anyway. The figure had a top hat
over short blonde hair. The 'jacket' cropped off at about the
waist. Its shirt looked more like a frilly bra that matched
the bikini bottoms it was wearing. Grasped between its
fingers was a long cigerette holder, smoke dangling off the
end.
	"H-hello." Scott-chan said a little nervously. 
        "Konnichiwa," The bunny and mouse girl said in unision.
        The one in the middle exhaled a cloud of smoke. 
"Konnichiwa, pretty girl. Would you like to come up and join
us for tea?" The voice was very sultry, almost seductive.
        His brain working in overdrive to translate the
phrase they had used, he almost missed her question. "Oh,
no, that's quite all right! Really!" He put his hands up
and shook his head. "I've had PLENTY of tea for today.
Actully, if you could just tell me how to get out of
here..."
        "Nani?" She looked down at him. "I can't hear you
from down there." Pointing the holder at him, Scott-chan
found himself airborne again. Gently, he floated up
till he landed in the center of the three women. "There
now. What was it you wanted?"
        Scott-chan, at the moment, ignored her. His brain
was in overdrive. Glancing back and forth he took in the 
familiar faces. The mouse girl with the shy smile was
laying across bunny ears, her face pressed against the
other woman's inner thigh. Sailor Mercury and Sailor
Neptune.
        That shock was bad enough. It only got worse when he 
felt the woman behind him hook an arm underneath his shirt.
Her hand lay flat against his stomach, below his Miyuki
breasts. She turned to face him and he gasped again. Sailor
Uranus. "I-I-I..."
        "Oh, you seem tense. How about you try some tea?"
Uranus' hand was now cupping the outside of his bra. The
two water Senshi had approached, one holding up the tea. 
        Seeing no alternative, he sighed and took the glass,
chugging it down. As he finished he noted Neptune crawling
under his skirt, while Ami was cupping his Miyuki-chan face.
        Freaking cause he was in Miyuki, he shoved them aside,
jumping off the flower just as the tingles began again. In
seconds he was back to the height he was before, kneeling
in the grass. 
        The sky was growing darker, night settling in. 
Scott-chan groaned when he noticed it. "Great, my
birthday's almost over, and I'm still stuck in this place."
He began his trek again, looking for an exit, anywhere.
        Two blue eyes peered out from the darkness. Startled, 
he flew backwards, stopped only by a tree. He watched whoever
it was blink, then come forwards into the light. The figure
before him stirred up emotions of utter disbelief. "M-Mina?"
he asked.
        "Hiiiii," she drew out seductivly, raising one hand 
that looked more like a cat's paw. Her whole outfit resembled
a gold Dragon Pink outfit, complete with tail. Her long 
golden hair had a lot more curl then usual. It tumbled down
her back, resembling a lion's mane. She winked at him slyly
as she waited for him to speak.
        "Excuse me...Maybe you could help me?" he asked
politely, not wanting to risk offending the woman with claws.
"I've lost my way, and it's really important I get home. I
have, uh--" he paused, glancing down at the girl's uniform he
was wearing. "I have school tomorrow."
        Her smile got wider, and he felt something slithering
under his skirt. 'The tail!' he thought horrified, wondering
where its exact destination was. 
        She leaned in closer, placing her hands on the bottom
of his shirt. "Ne, why worry? Stay here, and I'll teach you
everything you need to know!"
        Forcefully he tried to remove her hands while dancing
around on tip toe to avoid the tail. "Oh no, that's ok! 
Really! Just give me some directions and I'll be out of
your way." The whole 'tail' thing reminded him FAR too much
of an Oscar fic.
        "Patience." Her face was inches from his, her hands
roving all over him. "Good things wait for those who cum."
        "WHAT?!" He shrieked, wondering if this was just a
ditzy Mina thing or if she actully MEANT it to sound like
that. Horrified either way, he tried to pull away. This 
only seemed to excite the Cat/Senshi more. Somehow he
ended up on the ground, with her on top of him. He closed
his eyes afraid to look at what she was doing next.
        When he finally opened his eyes, the sun was back.
Daylight filtered through the trees on him. Blinking,
he glanced around. No crazy hentei cats in sight.
	"THAT made a lot of sence..." he mumbled.
        There were noises coming from behind some bushes.
Curious, he walked over and peered around them. And
all he saw were Rayes...Tonnes and tonnes of them.
        Everywhere he looked was a scantily clad version
of the Senshi of fire. Their breasts were barely covered
by the tiny dresses they were wearing. On each head was
a white rose, balanced perfectly. They stood in 3 seperate
lines, at the front of which three other Rayes were 
painting the roses red. Something about this scene 
alarmed him, but he couldn't remeber why. 
        "Oehyo!" he called, then cursed when he realized
he'd butchered the pronunciation. It did get one of the
Raye painter's attention however. She looked up at him
expectantly.
	"Um, hi. Listen I was wondering if you could
tell me..." he paused. "Why are you painting those roses?"
        The Raye looked back at the one she was currently
working on and said, "Our Mistress likes red roses, but
for some reason we only have white ones. If we don't
paint them, she'll punish us."
        "I want to be punished!" called out the Raye she
was painting, her voice tinted with excitement. 
        "Me too!" cried another one farther down the line,
her face lit up with delight.
        'Boy, Angie would sure love this place,' he
thought shaking his head in amazement. Remebering his lost
companion, he couldn't help wondering where she was.
        "I want to be punished too, you know." stated the 
original Raye he'd been talking to.
        "What is the meaning of this?!" A loud voice 
hollared from behind him. "Why are these white roses?
I told you to plant red ones! Someone's going to have
to be punished!"
        "JO'O SAMA! JO'OOOOOO SAMA!" all the Raye's shrieked
at once, trying to get her attention. 
        'What a zoo,' thought Scott-chan with a sigh. 'Oh
well, at least I'm safe. She has all those Rayes to play
with...'
        It was at that exact moment that he turned and saw
the Queen staring at him hungrily. His eyes widened in
fear as he took her in: her thigh-high leather boots,
dominatrix bikini wear, latex gloves, and the long bullwhip
trailing from her hand to her feet. Most disturbing of all
were the two odangos that were sitting atop her head and
the clear blue eyes. "Serena?"
        The Queen took the handle of the whip and positioned
it under his chin, lifting it up. She smiled wickedly. "Ne,
you want to call me the Queen?"
        "Ha ha ha.." he laughed nervously. "Really, that's ok.
You have lots of other people, and they were in line first."
        Her features turned dark. "Bow down and call me the
Queen! Now!"
        It clicked in his memory then. Fanfics...and the
Red Queen.... "Oh shit..." He bolted.
        "Come back here! Your not leaving till you call me
the Queen!" Red Queen Usagi called as she chased after him,
her bullwhip snaking out to try and hit him.
        Cries of "JO'O SAMA" could be heard, as well as "I'm
so jealous" as he ran.
        It seemed like the hallways he chose to run in
went on forever. Every turn followed yet another turn,
and then another, and another and....
        "Come lick my boots!" The Queen called behind him,
her whip barely missing wrapping around his legs.
        "HELP!" he screamed, trying to pick up the speed.
        "Zoom zoom!" he heard behind him. Turning his head,
he saw someone pacing him on a skateboard. The woman wore
a tight spandex bunny outfit, complete with ears and little
fluffy tail. Red hair blew behind her in the wind. "Hi,
Scott-chan! Zoom zoom!"
        "Angie?!" he gaped in shock at the costume, or lack
thereof, that she was wearing. 
        "Hai!" She grinned. "Isn't this the coolest place?
I love getting punished!" A little shiver went through her.
The sweatdrop that formed above his head went largely 
ignored by her. "Want a lift?"
        Eagerly, Scott-chan jumped on the skateboard. The
Queen was still on their tail, but they seemed to be 
widening the gap. "Thanks, I thought I was turning into
Choas for a second there."
        "Ne, your dressed the part." She giggled as he
stuck his Miyuki-chan tongue out at her causing a kawaii
sight. "You didn't like it here?"
        Scott-chan's face twisted in thought. "Well, if I 
had to pick an ecchi scene, it would be--"
        Just then, the Garnet, largely unnoticed by its
carriers, began to glow. Light flared out, engulfing 
them both...

        Scott opened his eyes sleepily.  He was in bed, but it
wasn't his bed, and he still wasn't himself.  He started to 
lift the sheets to see who he was, but all he was able to 
determine was that he was naked before movement beside him 
interrupted his examination.
        "Morning lover." came a husky female voice.
        Scott turned to face the female in bed beside him, 
but whomever he was was still partially asleep.  "Huh, wha?"
        "Ohh, did I tire you out last night?" came the playful 
reply.
        "I...  Makoto?"  Scott smiled widely, but then he had to
blink.  "Wait...  something's wrong..."
        The grin on Makoto's face was practically blinding.
"Wrong?"  She leaned in close a brushed a lock of blue (BLUE?!)
hair from Scott's eyes.  "Whatever could be wrong Ami-chan?"
        As the very naked Makoto began to straddle Scott's
equally naked Ami Mizuno body, Angie merely sat back in the
doorway and took in the entire scene with huge eyes.  "Oh my..."

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Angie: Ooooo Scott-chan, I never saw THIS side of you
before...

Scott: (drapes a sheet over his naked Ami-chan body)  I'VE
never seen this side before either...  (pauses)  Though I'm
not complaining...

Angie: HENTEI!

Scott: You were the one who thought "SenshiLand punishment"
was fun!

Angie: (ignoring that comment and lifting up sheet) Ne,
I didn't know Ami-chan shaved her--

Scott: (shrieking back blushing like, well, Ami-chan) What
the hell are you--?!  (peeks under the sheet)  Whatta ya
know...  Ya think it was blue hair down there too--

Angie: (clamping her hands over his eyes) You shouldn't
be looking at that!

Scott: (struggling) Well it's not like I can help it,
it's as much my body now as Miyuki's was!

Angie: (watching the sheet fall to the floor as he
struggled) Scott-chan... ya know... we never DID get to
practice that rule...

Scott: (pauses as a cool breeze blows over his Ami-chan
body)  But I've already got Lita--Makoto--WHOEVER
straddling me at the end of this chapter!

Angie: (one hand caressing its way down his back) Ne,
it's ok. I said we could do the lesbian pile-up with Makoto
at the end of the LAST chapter, remember?

Scott: (squirming perhaps less than he should be)  I, um,
you see, it's just that...

Angie: (leaning in close to Scott's ear) Don't fight it.
(Her tongue reaches out to flick the lobe)

Scott: I...  ahhh...  (starts to moan but stops when he
realizes it's with Ami Mizuno's voice)  But...  what about
the readers?

Angie: (pausing in mid grope) Oh. Right. (turns her head
to the audience) Hey you!

Minna-san: (trying to duck down in seats)

Angie: Nuh uh uh! I see you there! Show's over! Get going!
That's enough fan service till next week!

Minna: (filing out while grumbling)

Scott: (sighs)  Phew, I'm glad that's over...

Angie: (still dead serious) What's over?

Scott: (wide-eyed)  Eep.

(the grin itself as Angie advanced on Scott could
practically be heard as the scene fades)